A/N You can flame it if you want but if you don't like it then don't read it, although there really isn't much to read….
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Not how I originally planned on doing it but…..ah well….I was feeling very random…and listening to a lot of Taylor Swift…
Bella's P.O.V.
Teardrops on my Guitar by Taylor Swift
My name is Bella Swan and I'm in love with one my best friends, Jacob Black. Too bad he's with Lauren Mallory.
Our Song by Taylor Swift
GUESS WHO JACOB'S NEW GIRLFRIEND IS!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to go tell Alice and Jessica and Edward!!!
Edward's P.O.V.
You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift
My name is Edward Cullen and I'm in love with one my best friends, Bella Swan. Too bad she's with Jacob Black.
Bella's P.O.V.
Fifteen by Taylor Swift
"I love you, Bells"
"Love you, too, Jake"
Alice's P.O.V.
White Horse by Taylor Swift
"I decided to go surprise J-Jacob since I had come home early from visiting Renee and Phil. So, I drove up to La Push and since by now we've just been walking straight up to each other's r-rooms, you know? And then I o-opened his door and he was ma-making out with Jessica! MY BEEP BEST FRIEND AND MY BEEP BOYFRIEND!!!!!"
Poor Bella, she really doesn't deserve this. Oh Edward's gonna be sooo mad, I should call him so he can help me kill that slut Stanley and that BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP Jacob.
3 Months Later, Jacob got beaten up, Jessica is wearing a wig, Alice is shopping in Italy, Edward is still in love with Bella, Bella is over Jacob and has realized she is in love with Edward (go figure)
Edward's P.O.V.
Check Yes, Juliet by We The Kings
Is three months long enough to ask somebody out after they've been cheated on by the one they were in love with?
Jacob's P.O.V.
Hate (I Really Don't Like You) by Plain White T's
I can't believe it my girlfriend is cheating on me with Edward Cullen??!!!! (A/N I think he's delusional, what-bout-u?)
Bella/Edward's P.O.V.
Love Story by Taylor Swift
"I love you, Bells"
"Love you, too, Eddie"
3 years Later
Alice's P.O.V.
Wedding March-y Song
OOOH, this is so exciting!!!!!!!! My best friend is marrying my brother!!!!
Jacob's P.O.V.
Funeral March-y Song
MUHAHA!! I gave Bella and Edwierd (Aren't I creative??!!) a BOMB for their wedding present!! MUHAHA!!!
Jessica P.O.V.
Spy Music
Contrary to beliefs, I am actually exceedingly smart, some might even go as far as saying I am a genius. Therefore, I was recruited by the FBI and now specialize in de-coding and being the head of the bomb squad. I overheard my boyfriend saying he gave Bella and Edward a bomb and since I feel guilty about what happened a few years ago, I quickly undid it and replaced it with a set of plates.
Wedding Guest's P.O.V.
Present Opening Music
"Wow, Jacob, these are really nice plates, thanks"- Bella
"Uh, Jake? Jacob???" –Bella
"Oh look, he got blown up!"-Edward
"Oh well that sucks…" – Bella
"NEXT PRESENT!!!!!! IT'S FROM ME!!!!! OPEN IT, OPEN IT!!!!!!!" –Alice
Happily Ever After, The End
(Alternate Ending)
Jacob's P.O.V.
Funeral March-y Song
MUHAHA!! I gave Bella and Edwierd (Aren't I creative??!!) a BOMB for their wedding present!! MUHAHA!!!
Alice's P.O.V.
KABOOM!!!!!
Oh no, everybody died! Wait a minute…
"Bella! You're alive!" - Edward
"Duh"-Bella
"So are you a vampire, too?!" –Edward
"Duh"-Bella
"Fine be like that"-Edward
"DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!! I'M A VAMPIRE, TOO!!!!!"-Me
"Duh"-Bella
"You're no fun…."-Edward/Me
(Alternative Ending)
Nobody's P.O.V.
"Oh, btw I'm a vampire"- Edward
"Really?"- Bella
"Yeah…." – Edward
"Huh, ok then, that's kinda weird" – Bella
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