Fun with the Cullen's and the wolf pack

This is set after breaking dawn. The Cullen's and the wolf pack get along and nessie is born and bells' is a vampire e.c.t...But nessie can eat human food and blood that is what I changed.

Chapter one-Pizza with carrots

NESSIE'S POV

I was feeling hungry and I fancied some pizza.

"On it!" said dad. Stupid mind reader."Nessie, do you want pizza or not" I shut up and put my tiny hand on his cheek to show him what i wanted to have as toppings. He ordered then Emmet was down stairs faster than u can say hi.

"Oi nessie my gangster, come here and give me 20 bucks so i can buy some carrots!"He boomed.

"Oi Emmet my penguin...(I paused) NO you monkey!"I said.

He began a tearless cry.

"I didn't know you were that mean. I gave birth to you and this is how you treat me young man!"He said looking at his hand as if he was reading something.

Mummy came down faster than Emmet and looked at Emmet's hand.

"Nessie don't worry, he went on a parenting website to see what he should say when he says no...Then he write on his hand....What an grizzly idiot bogie!"She giggled.

I was surprised mum said bogie for some random reason.

"I fancy eating a golden bead then the number 7 and then....some barque covered phones!" cried jasper.

We turned to look at him.

"Emmet, stop making your feelings random so jasper can act like an adult and not like a two year old kid who has rabies."Said dad.

Hasn't the old man ordered yet.

"Manners nessie!"He said.

Then the door bell rang and Rosalie opened the door. He froze as he looked at her beauty. Emmet scowled and the frozen pizza man and snatched the pizza box, shut the door in his face....opened it again and slapped him then shut the door again.

The pizza man moved to the window still staring at Rosalie then before Edward could even read Emmet's thought. Emmet crashed through the window and started whispering to the pizza man. The pizza man walked away then came back with a big box that looked like a fridge was in it and he gave it to kicked the man and gave ran in and stole twenty bucks from Carlisle coat he left and gave it to the shocked pizza man's face.

"You didn't see anything!"He growled fierce fully.

"Toodles batman!"He said in a gay voice then he skipped in.

"Whats in the box!"Said esme.

"You will never take me alive!" he growled then he did the biggest fart ever. Everyone fainted. But because Alice wasn't there she was lucky. She came back with 4 minutes when the stinky smell was away and she ripped open the box. In the box was carrots.

A lepricon wearing a pink dress walked in.

"Thank you my dearest Emmet!"He said in a low voice. The he walked away.

.....Ok so that was totally UN expected....

So please review and tell me if you have some fab ideas and tell me what you think!