I am going to try making a fairytale now, cause…I can.

Chapter 1

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In a Kingdom far off in the middle of nowhere, but not far enough that it wasn't off the map there lived as usual, a rich noble family.

There was the king, he wasn't very nice, he made little progress with his kingdom but none of that mattered because he had nice hair. Very nice, silky, golden hair and went by the name of King Francis.

In his royal room, looking at his magical mirror that hung on the wall, he stared at his sexy reflection.

"Oui, I look good today again, but it never hurts to ask." Facing the mirror the king called out the magic words in an accent heavy with seductive French pronunciation.

Mirror, Mirror…On ze wall...

Tell me I'm Sexy.

King Francis watched and waited but nothing happened.

"Okay, so we're being funny today." Taking off his shoe he began to bang on the glass. "Tell me I'm sexy. Tell me I'm sexy, right now!"

Francis stepped back and watched as the thick, yet attractive, agitated eyebrows appeared twitching somewhat eternally scarring the king.

"What Frog! I have a life too you know." The face of an English man glared at the king from the mirror. "What in the bloody hell do you want now, I'm not helping you pick out the best rose that will hide your Eiffel tower; we made a deal you sod, no more blinding the mirror remember."

"No, Arthur cher, it's different this time, Tell me I'm sexy."

Blankly Arthur shook his head at the king. It seemed to him like the king was a living fail, on so many levels, and nothing could help him.

"How many times do I have to tell you, those are not the words..."

Francis argued that the original magical words took too long to say, the mirror argued that he was a bloody wanker and should try to remember something other than sexy fashion tips and positions all the time. Francis replied he couldn't help it, that was who he was, the mirror began to reply but it ended when Francis threatened to drop the mirror out of the highest tower in the castle. This is how he always wins their battles.

"So am I sexy or what mon cher?"

Echoing from the darkness of the mirror the face chanted these last words as he disappeared .

Ugh…your golden hair none can compare

Your sexiness is ...blah blah blah.

Yeah something that rhymes with the next line

….I'm going to sleep, you look fine..

…...

….. Bloody Wanker, wanker, wanker….

"I knew it!" Happily the king ran to the throne where he called his two adorable children to greet him.

"Guess what mon petite, papa is the sexiest man alive, again, today."

"Hurray for you papa!" The little girl wrapped her small brown arms around the man's torso and hugged him lovingly.

From beside the throne chair the prince approached.

"Congratulations, father, although I don't see why you tell us this every day."

"Who was that...? Oh, Mathieu mon cher." Placing his arm on his son's shoulder the king looked deep into his eyes, like a pedophile at children and stated. " Mathieu, you will grow up to be a good, not as good as me, but a fairly good looking man that is hopefully strong and will be able to protect his sister Seychelles from the many evil men that will try to take her. It brings back tears as I remember that some, not nearly as good looking as me but slightly handsome-ish, man stole your sister Monaco, from us."

"But Father, Monaco left on her own…right." Being somewhat ignored King Francis continued his rant.

"Yes, she left, with that fairly handsome-ish stranger. Into the night they ran away together, leaving me with just two kids to split my large and outrageous fortune and kingdom with."

"I don't find any of this bad father."

"Me either, eh."

That's okay my children, papa will always protect you." Pulling Mathieu and Seychelles close, he hugged them tightly and lovingly.

"Papa, I can't breathe." Seychelles gagged

"Let, go…ple..ase, eh-" Mathiue chocked

"I'll never let go, papa loves you both so much, let us cherish this moment."

King Francis was so happy he didn't notice his children dying in his arms.

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