My First Kiss Tasted like crap

Korin-chan: Uwaah! my first ever Okikagu fanfic... PLease let me say this first, I'm just a novice so please bear with me... And for the errors in grammar... I'm not an American! Soryy for it... Jaa~ Yoroshiku nee...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Gintama... all hail and praise should be and must be towards to Sorachi Hideaki-sensei

CHAPTER 1

A beautiful day it is. The sky is blue and the wind feels nice. I didn't waste time and had a nice walk in the park. Seeing the kids playing, I can't help myself but to join and play within my heart's content. As I'm finished entertaining myself, I sat at the bench looking at the beautiful scenery. And now, I finally can say it to myself this… I'm fucking damn hungry-aru.!

Hi everyone, for those who doesn't know me, and for those who still can't remember me even after ending my beautiful intro with a nasty line and –aru… DIE you bastard... I mean I'm Kagura… the heroine from the anime Gin tama. This is only a fan fiction made by this bastard writer-aru. Don't take this seriously-aru. Or should I say forget everything you would be reading from this-aru. Or else prepare to die since I'll be personally killing you and send you to hell-aru.

Back to my situation… I'm freaking hungry-aru. I don't even have the energy left to go home-aru. And as I continue to bear my hungriness, I saw a person familiar to me. He's not only someone whom I know, actually I despise this person, but I'm so freaking hungry I don't care anymore.

"Oi, bastard sadist-aru!" I called him, and luckily he took notice of it and walks to me.

"What's your problem China?"

"Don't call me China! You bastard!"

He ignored my statement and proceeded to his question.

"So what do you want?" he sat beside me.

"I'm hungry-aru. Don't you have any food-aru?"

"Why not go home and eat?"

"I don't have the energy-aru"

"And why would you think I'll serve a mountain China Monkey like you huh?"

I got pissed off on what he said, and a second after his statement, I pointed my umbrella to his head.

"Want me to blow your head off-aru? I'm fucking hungry here-aru. I get piss off easily when I'm hungry-aru"

He gave a sigh and said to me.

"Yare, Yare… this is getting annoying…", after that he is trying to get something from his coat. "Here take this… Shinsengumi Sausage."

Without a doubt I took it and even thanked him for it.

"Thanks-aru, so you could also be nice too huh?", it seems he replied my compliment, but I didn't paid any attention from it.

"Hehe… You really think I can be nice?"

After eating, I realized, I shouldn't had thanked that bastard, I should had killed him, the time when I pointed my umbrella to him. I shouldn't even bother talking to him. You ask why? You ask why damn it? Here's why!

"Spi-Spicy-aru! I can't take it anymore! Water! Water!" I ran and found a fountain; I immediately drank water from it and went back to where I left that damn sadist brat.

"What China-girl? Can't take a little spicy food?"

After hearing that, I fired the bullets from my umbrella while saying…

"What the hell is little-aru! It seems you had put a whole bottle of tobasco sauce in there-aru! I'll definitely kill you today-aru! DIE you fucking sadist!"

But it seems he dodged every bullet I fired, and with a wink of an eye he was in front of me holding both of my arms.

"Hey China girl… Don't mess with me… You are trying to piss me off?"

"Yeah and so-aru?"

"I could kill you, even without a drop of blood for your information"

"Huh? If you think you can poison me, think twice-aru. You think I'll accept and eat anything coming from you-aru?"

"Poison you? Don't get me wrong China. I won't even give you food or anything."

"Well then bring it on-aru!" I challenged him like that, while giving him a glare. He gave me a cold smile and his face was going closer to mine. I can't escape, he is still holding me and the grip was getting tighter and tighter. And before I knew it, he had captured my lips. I tried to struggle but it was no use, he is so strong. What would you expect from my rival? But then I put up all my strength and pushed him away, luckily I had escaped from his grasp but on the other hand my legs were shaking. I can't stand up straight. A lady's first kiss was stolen from her by the worst guy she had known. Once again he gave me a cold smile and started to walk while saying,

"You asked for it China girl. Ahh… Now what? That sausage was actually to play a prank with Hijikata. Now I need to prepare another one."

I can't argue, I want to shout but no words are coming out, I can't stand. My body is all numb; the only thing I can do is cry. Cruel, he is really cruel. How can he do this to a lady? It seems that I had been killed. He's right, just like what he said.

That time Gin-chan had a walk with Sadaharu. They also went to the park.

"Oi Sadaharu. Let's go home already. I bet Kagura is home by now." But Sadaharu just ignored him and continue to sniff… It seems he caught a scent and dashed toward my place dragging gin-chan around. While I on the other hand, still laid on the ground staring blankly in the space.

"Oi Kagura, what the hell are you doing? It's almost lunch time let's go home already." I didn't reply. So Gin-chan move closer to me and saw my eyes which is so red that in just one glance you would notice I had been crying.

"Oi Kagura what's wrong?"

"G-Gin-chan!" I ran towards him, just like a kid who had been bullied and now asking for comfort from her father. Gin-chan let me ride to Sadaharu and kept quiet. When we arrived home, Shinpachi was there taking care of the laundry.

"Welcome home the three of you." Greeted Shinpachi but Gin-chan just ignored him and sat looking at me seriously.

"Now, explain to me everything. Why did I found you looking pitiful at the park?"

It's not usual to see Gin-chan like that so I wasted no time and explained everything. Even Shinpachi listened to me.

"How can he do such a thing?" Gin-chan exclaimed while standing…

"Damn that brat, He's not only a tax robber sadist but also a sexual harasser and a lolicon."

"Gin-san watch what you are saying in front of Kagura-chan"

"Tsk."

"Kagura-chan, don't take it seriously. Just forget everything that had happened. I know it's hard for a girl to lost her first kiss in that kind of situation, but about what happened we can't do anything but just move on." Shinpachi comforted me while patting me.

"Maybe I should just kill him-aru." I turned everything as a joke and gave them a faint smile for them to not get worried anymore and show that I'm already fine.

"That's my Kagura-chan. Here take this a present from the great Gin-san", he tossed me a box of sukonbu and of course I caught it. I started eating it that I forgot thanking Gin-chan for it.

Korin-chan:How's it? Boring? Not good? Still a novice? *bows* Sorry for letting you all see this... I'm just a novice in writing but I really love OKIKAGU... Reviews please... tnx...