Your Average Shoyru:Part 1
Nina,a red Shoyru,sat on her tiny bed,reading a book.Her owner,Medusa_Scary_Eyes,was at the
super-market,buying groceries.In the meantime,Nina was keeping herself busy reading the book.
It was that or play with her aunt and uncle,Newbia_The_Elf and Savetheyak,and her cousin,
Jojerl a-hato mi cona di dokins the green zafafra.Jojo for short.
Nina shivered at the thought at having to spend the day with them.Savetheyak was all waystalking about the good old days,going on and on and on about Spain,which was where he lived before Savetheyak moved to Neopia.He was fat and had a large black moustache,with short black hair.
Newbia was his wife,fragile,easily crying and always trying to hug Nina,the one thing Nina would not let anyone do.Newbia had perfect black hair,crystaline blue eyes,and was frankly drop-dead gorgeus.Beside that mushiness Nina hated so much,Newbia was acttually very kind and caring,perhaps a little TOO caring,and was just a little bit ditzy.
Jojo was a snob,picking on anyone who dared even stare at him.He hated Savetheyak for naming him Jojerl a-hato mi cona di
dokins,making the only shortened name that made sense Jojo,a babys name in his oppianian.The only thing Jojo truly cared about was Newbia_The_Elf.The only thing stopping him from knocking the lights out of anyone who dared to make Newbia even frown,or happen to annoy him, was that Newbia hated violence.He was almost always scowling exept when reading comic books.
How they were related to Nina,only Medusa_Scary_Eyes and Savetheyak knew...
"NINA!NINA!Mi hija,please come down hear!"yelled a deep vioce from downstairs."Coming Uncle Yak!"yelled back Nina.She put down her book,sighing.She hated everything Spanish and would not call Savetheyak "Tio" if you offered her a million NP.But she would do just about anything to stop Newbia from crying.You have to see Newbia cry to believe it.Nina slouched down the stairs,grumbling.
"Nina!Look how much you've grown since we saw you yesterday!"said Newbia.She ran over to Nina
and gave her a big hug."Yep...a whole 1/34 of a millimeter..."Nina said."Um..Aunt Newbia...your chocking me..."she
said.Newbia wasn't,but Nina could not stand hugs."OH!Sorry!Ya,ya so sorry...."Newbia said,blabbering on about how sorry she was but never acctually letting Nina go.Finnaly,Nina managed to rip herself apart.Newbia didn't notice.
"Mama,no need to say sorry anymore."said Jojo.Newbia stopped."Ya,ya..."she said.
BKNOCK!KNOCK!BING BONG!"OPEN THE DOOR OR I'LL....!"/B
"The knock of Medusa"thought Nina."I'll get it!"she called,running to the door.She opened it hatsily.
"Mom,come in..."she said."Halliyuyah!I'm saved!"she thought.Nina's owner wasn't called "Medusa_Scary_Eyes" for nothing.Oh sure,when she was content she had her normal,green eyes butif you got her mad,turning into stone wouldn't be all that surprising...other then that she looked like Newbia,exept she had black hair and green eyes.Sometimes,when her hair was unkept and she was mad,it looked a bit like black snakes...Right now she had her "Semi-Scary Eyes"on.Won't turn you into stone,but that doesn't mean you should let your guard down.she dropped her grocerie bags on the kitchen table rather messily.Some cheesy Neos fell to the floor.
"Doesn't anyone know how to drive hear?!5 people turned left in front of me,5!!!"she yelled,ranting and raving.Medusa was the
only one in the entire family who wasn't afraid to make Newbia cry.That's because she had never,once,ever managed to make Newbia do anything exept frown.It amazed everyone,including Newbia.
There was a doorbell ringing."Oh god..what now??"yelled Medusa.The door bell rang again."Ahh,I'll get it!"
Medusa opened the door,wearing a "You'll make a lovely Statue for my Collection" look.The person ringing the doorbell froze.
It was a mail-man,and mail-men are scared of everything,being traumetized by Gaurd Lupes everyday.And this was a Chia mailman too..and this was one of Medusa's scariest looks.
"I-i-i got this package ff-for you...i-i-t says to give it write to you...g-g-good day!"said the Mailman.He ran off as
fast as he could,leaving the package behind.
"Huh?"said Medusa."What's this?To Nina Elvardezz the Red Shoyru,67 Wishing Well Lane,Neopia Central...from the Neopian University?"Medusa looked up."N.U.?!Thats one of hardest schools to get into!"she said,confused.
To Be Contiued...
Nina,a red Shoyru,sat on her tiny bed,reading a book.Her owner,Medusa_Scary_Eyes,was at the
super-market,buying groceries.In the meantime,Nina was keeping herself busy reading the book.
It was that or play with her aunt and uncle,Newbia_The_Elf and Savetheyak,and her cousin,
Jojerl a-hato mi cona di dokins the green zafafra.Jojo for short.
Nina shivered at the thought at having to spend the day with them.Savetheyak was all waystalking about the good old days,going on and on and on about Spain,which was where he lived before Savetheyak moved to Neopia.He was fat and had a large black moustache,with short black hair.
Newbia was his wife,fragile,easily crying and always trying to hug Nina,the one thing Nina would not let anyone do.Newbia had perfect black hair,crystaline blue eyes,and was frankly drop-dead gorgeus.Beside that mushiness Nina hated so much,Newbia was acttually very kind and caring,perhaps a little TOO caring,and was just a little bit ditzy.
Jojo was a snob,picking on anyone who dared even stare at him.He hated Savetheyak for naming him Jojerl a-hato mi cona di
dokins,making the only shortened name that made sense Jojo,a babys name in his oppianian.The only thing Jojo truly cared about was Newbia_The_Elf.The only thing stopping him from knocking the lights out of anyone who dared to make Newbia even frown,or happen to annoy him, was that Newbia hated violence.He was almost always scowling exept when reading comic books.
How they were related to Nina,only Medusa_Scary_Eyes and Savetheyak knew...
"NINA!NINA!Mi hija,please come down hear!"yelled a deep vioce from downstairs."Coming Uncle Yak!"yelled back Nina.She put down her book,sighing.She hated everything Spanish and would not call Savetheyak "Tio" if you offered her a million NP.But she would do just about anything to stop Newbia from crying.You have to see Newbia cry to believe it.Nina slouched down the stairs,grumbling.
"Nina!Look how much you've grown since we saw you yesterday!"said Newbia.She ran over to Nina
and gave her a big hug."Yep...a whole 1/34 of a millimeter..."Nina said."Um..Aunt Newbia...your chocking me..."she
said.Newbia wasn't,but Nina could not stand hugs."OH!Sorry!Ya,ya so sorry...."Newbia said,blabbering on about how sorry she was but never acctually letting Nina go.Finnaly,Nina managed to rip herself apart.Newbia didn't notice.
"Mama,no need to say sorry anymore."said Jojo.Newbia stopped."Ya,ya..."she said.
BKNOCK!KNOCK!BING BONG!"OPEN THE DOOR OR I'LL....!"/B
"The knock of Medusa"thought Nina."I'll get it!"she called,running to the door.She opened it hatsily.
"Mom,come in..."she said."Halliyuyah!I'm saved!"she thought.Nina's owner wasn't called "Medusa_Scary_Eyes" for nothing.Oh sure,when she was content she had her normal,green eyes butif you got her mad,turning into stone wouldn't be all that surprising...other then that she looked like Newbia,exept she had black hair and green eyes.Sometimes,when her hair was unkept and she was mad,it looked a bit like black snakes...Right now she had her "Semi-Scary Eyes"on.Won't turn you into stone,but that doesn't mean you should let your guard down.she dropped her grocerie bags on the kitchen table rather messily.Some cheesy Neos fell to the floor.
"Doesn't anyone know how to drive hear?!5 people turned left in front of me,5!!!"she yelled,ranting and raving.Medusa was the
only one in the entire family who wasn't afraid to make Newbia cry.That's because she had never,once,ever managed to make Newbia do anything exept frown.It amazed everyone,including Newbia.
There was a doorbell ringing."Oh god..what now??"yelled Medusa.The door bell rang again."Ahh,I'll get it!"
Medusa opened the door,wearing a "You'll make a lovely Statue for my Collection" look.The person ringing the doorbell froze.
It was a mail-man,and mail-men are scared of everything,being traumetized by Gaurd Lupes everyday.And this was a Chia mailman too..and this was one of Medusa's scariest looks.
"I-i-i got this package ff-for you...i-i-t says to give it write to you...g-g-good day!"said the Mailman.He ran off as
fast as he could,leaving the package behind.
"Huh?"said Medusa."What's this?To Nina Elvardezz the Red Shoyru,67 Wishing Well Lane,Neopia Central...from the Neopian University?"Medusa looked up."N.U.?!Thats one of hardest schools to get into!"she said,confused.
To Be Contiued...