Introduction:

Hello Lovely reader!

Welcome, brave soul, to the deleted scenes (and deleted ideas) of When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody, hereby referred to as WYWUAS: APP.

You may choose to pronounce this as an acronym ("why-woo-a-sap"), an initialism ("W-Y-W-U-A-S-colon-A-P-P"), or (like I do) simply make a "mmm" noise in your mind whenever you see it in writing, thus acknowledging its existence without committing to any particular pronunciation. The choice is yours.

Warning:

This fic will not make sense. However, it may make slightly more sense if you've read WYWUAS: APP. Or it may not; you never know.

Now, you're probably thinking, "Yeah, but have you seen that fic?! It's freaking long! I don't have that kind of time!"

Well, neither did I, but I still wrote it…

Should you choose to proceed without having read WYWUAS: APP... I admire your resolve, you rebel! Who needs convention anyway! Best of luck!

Format:

This will be a series of one-shot deleted scenes from WYWUAS: APP. Each chapter will be a different scene. I will be including author's notes explaining where each scene was supposed to fit into the story, what part of phanfiction I was attempting to parody, and why I cut it out.

This fic will be updated on a "whenever I feel like it" basis. If you would like this mindless drabble to fill your inbox directly, feel free to follow the story!

Disclaimer:

The thoughts, opinions, and situations expressed in this completely and utterly fictitious account do not necessarily reflect the views of the creator and/or any other affiliated persons. The author renounces all rights to the characters of Daniel Howell and/or Philip Lester. (In the event that I include more YouTubers than just them in these deleted scenes, assume that I do not own them either. In fact, let's just go ahead and assume that I don't own anyone. I swear, even the characters that I DO make up have minds of their own...)

Conclusion:

Thank you so much for reading my stories, you lovely person you.

Best wishes!

~Bethany