Ok all, I watched the GW s5 premiere, and like I was thinking of how Rick would act to all of this. So, I thought, and this is what I think would happen when he comes back. Enjoy, and sorry if it sucks.
Rick's Return
Hi, my name is Rick Payne, and I'm in a great mood today. It's not because of the bacon I ate this morning.
Because I GET TO SEE MELINDA AGAIN! In case you don't know, Melinda Gordon is my best friend, that I haven't seen in like, six years or something. I also have the biggest crush on her. She's amazing.
She can see ghosts, which makes me melt like ice cream on a sunny day. And I am probably going to sweep her off her feet when I get back, because I heard that her weird husband, Jim, was shot by a cop, by accident. But I don't think it was by accident. But that's Rick Payne's theory. And yeah, he's dead. I'm happy, in a way. I mean, I'm sad that he's dead, but I'm happy that pretty darn soon, Melinda will fall into my arms and we'll live happily ever after, with loads of bacon. Mmm. Bacon.
So, as I'm driving through this tiny town of Grandview, I think of the names of me and Melinda's future kid, and the future brands of bacon I'll buy.
As I park my SUV in front of her store, I get all excited and nervous to see her again.
I glance at myself again in the mirror, admiring my handsome features. I swear to god, I should of become a model or a movie star instead of a dumbass professor.
Oh well. I'm 36 years old so I guess that dream wont come true.
As I step out of my SUV, I smile, and put my sunglasses on.
I cross the road. I enter her antique store. There she is, staring at something behind the counter. Oh, it's a vase. She hasn't changed.
"Boy, this stuff is even crappier than before, Melinda. When are you going to get some new things?" she screamed and dropped the vase.
She then stared at me for a moment with a huge smile on her face.
"I'm back!" I say.
She then ran to me, nearly tripping on a foot stool on the way.
We hugged for a minute.
"I missed you I missed you." she kept on saying.
"Not as much as I missed you." I would answer back.
Finally, we parted, and tears were going down her cheeks. How sweet, I didn't think she'd missed me.
"So many things happened, Ricky."
"Like what?"
Then, a man and little boy enter the store.
"Mommy!" the little boy yelled.
WTF?!
"Hi honey. Hi Sam." she said to the man, who was called Sam.
I guess. Who's Sam, to her? I hope not a boyfriend! AND I DON'T WANT A STEPSON!
Wait… who's the kid's father?
"Ricky, this is my son, Aiden Lucas. This is my husband, Sam. He's a doctor."
Gross. I HATE THIS!
"Melly, I just wanted to say good morning to you, and say that I loved you. Since you left early this morning. So, Good morning. I love you." says Sam.
Then, him and Mel kissed passionately.
Oh, get a hotel room, Sam! "Ahem." I say and they brake apart.
After Sam and Aiden leave, Melinda sighed.
"Sam's amazing," she gushed.
"He's actually Jim. After he died, he jumped into Sam's body, for me."
What the F?!
"So, now, our marriage is filled with more love and passion than ever. Nothing can brake us apart. Especially with Aiden. Jim's his father. He's so sweet. He's the best kid in the world."
Before she can say anything more about her perfect life, I announce that I have to leave and I race to my SUV.
I get in and drive away. When I got back home, I took Advils and ate bacon, but nothing can numb the pain of my broken heart and dreams.
The End.