Gaara obsession for cookies and his teddy bear
Disclaimer: people say that Gaara has a thing for cookies and a bear he likes this is the story that includes these objects.
Gaara: has anyone seen Wugzy (teddy bear)!
Temari: yeah! I threw him in the washer, he was stinking your room up.
Gaara: what did you do, ah! I have to save him, I'm coming Wugzy.
Gaara destroyed the washer like a boulder dropping on a table.
(Crying) Gaara: you lied to me.
Temari: no I didn't, I put him in their like three hours. Kankuro!
Kankuro: what?
Temari: what did you do to his bear?
Kankuro: nothing geez? Gaara your such a crybaby.
Gaara: you lie! And points at him with anger.
Gaara rushes to Kankuros's room, Gaara's sand grabs and throws all his stuff and finds Revlon black eyeliner and his bear.
Gaara: you bastard! How dare you start with out me, and you got his eyeliner crooked too.
Sasuke pops up out of nowhere.
Sasuke: like, you guys still have black 13 let me borrow some.
Gaara: how bout (long pause) no.
Sasuke: you guys suck (slash) Kabuto heal me and Orochimaru hug me.
Gaara inner thoughts: he is so emotastic.
He hears a ring, " huh! Cookies" he rushes to the kitchen and finds Naruto eating his cookies.
Naruto: hey Gaara these are good cookies.
Gaara: give the rest of that bear cookie or your dead. Don't ever touch my cookies again.
Naruto backs away slowly.
Temari: baka! You eat the circled cookies no the bears.
Gaara: where is my bear Kankuro?
Kankuro sends his puppets to give Gaara wugzy, Gaara happy. The End