Yugi: all right Pegasus, if I win, you release the souls of the two Kaiba brothers as well as my grandpa!

Pegasus: very well but I have one question…

Yugi: huh?

Pegasus: why did you say the Kaiba brothers first rather than your grandpa?

Yugi: oh Jesus…can we just do this all ready?

Pegasus: oh whatever. I'm making the first move, and it's something you never would have guessed me to use.

Yugi: its toon world isn't it…?

Pegasus: oh shut the hell up. I pay 1000 life points to activate it and then summon toon goblin attack force. Your move

Yugi: well it's about goddamn time. I summon the beaver warrior to the field.

Pegasus: oh…my…fucking…god…the best you can do is summon a stupid fucking beaver? Whatever man, I sacrifice my goblins in order to summon the toon summoned skull and by bringing my total down to 6500, I attack and butt fuck the shit out of your beaver. You've been brought down to 6700 points you ball-less asshole.

Yugi: okay that's enough of that you homo…YUGIOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yami: Oh come on man, can't you go one fricken duel without having to call for backup…Answer me when I'm talking to you asshole! Goddamn it. I guess we have to duel then, and I'm activating the Black Magic Ritual Spell card, so by sending Gaia the Fierce Knight and Kuriboh to the grave…

Pegasus: ok time out…why the fuck do you have that useless fuck of a hairball?

Yami: well the answer is the time in, as a sacrifice for my black magician of chaos! And with 2800 attack points you're kinda fucked, now attack that summoned skull and rape it harder than it did to my beaver.

Pegasus: did your ball-less form not tell you that my toon monsters can't be destroyed by battle so long as I have toon world on the field.

Yami: oh…shit.

Pegasus: and now you are so fucked. I activate spell multiplication. This is one of my newest cards so don't act too surprised. This lets me choose a spell card in my hand and add as many of the same card as I can from my deck and I choose Megamorph and activate all 3 of them. This doubles the original attack of my skull as long as you have more life points than me. That brings my skull to 10 000 big ones. Now attack and destroy his magician and his life points.

Yami: not so fast, I activate a trap card.

Pegasus: you didn't play any traps. Face it, you lost Yugi boy.

Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pegasus: Hahahahaha, you have failed Yugi boy

Yami: I've failed you, mokouba, Kaiba, and most important of all, you grandpa.

Pegasus: god you always talk about your grandpa last. You must fucking hate him!

Yami: that's not true!

Pegasus: whatever, your soul will now be trapped in this magical card.

(A bright light engulfs Yami)

Pegasus: Now I may do anything I wish to your soulless body.

Yugi: Not so fast Pegasus…

(A guard on the top balcony shoots Yugi.)

Pegasus: My word, you cold heartless bastard! You shot him!

Guard: I could tell he was a killer sir.

Pegasus: Fair enough. Hey I have a question for you…If I told you to point that gun in your mouth and shoot it, would you do it?

Guard: Negative

Pegasus: If you don't your fired

(The guard puts the gun in his mouth, pulls the trigger and blows his brains out)

Pegasus: Holy shit. I didn't think he would actually do it. Oh well, I wonder what's at the bottom of this giant hole that I am precariously perched atop. Only one way to find out, GERONIMOOOOO!

(4 hours later)

Pegasus: Oh wait a minute, I remember now. It's a portal to the shadow realm. Goddamn it!