Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor do I own Easy A
Prologue
The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated, and it all started my 5th year at Hogwarts.
I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If this thing we learned about in Muggle Studies called Google Earth was a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as the Gringotts Bank building. Pretty cutting edge stuff isn't it; a teenage girl feeling anonymous. Who am I? What does it all mean? Why am I here?
But don't worry; this isn't one of those tales, though it all started out that way, and then it all changed pretty quickly when I started lying about some very personal things. So let the record show that I, Rose Weasley being of sound mind and below average breast size; swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… starting now.
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