Authors Note: So this just kinda came to mind, (together with a bunch of Blair/Vanessa ideas) and I couldn't get rid of it. It's completely AU, obviously. And if you're 18 this isn't very appropriate. Oh and I wasn't sure if the club is called Victor, Victrola or just Victrola so if it's wrong please tell me and I'll correct it!

Warnings: Blair's underage, sex, drugs, and kinda porny

Let me know what you think!

Dan was rushing down the stairs in his family's penthouse on the Upper East Side. He tripped slightly on the last step but managed not to fall.

"Nice going big bro." his little sister Jenny said from the couch, magazine in hand. "Where are you celebrating?"

Today was Dan's 18th birthday, a day he had waited for what felt like forever.

"None of your business." He grabbed his phone that lay on the dining table and grabbed his jacket.

"Can I come?"

"You know that normally I would say yes, but since its Chuck planning tonight I'm gonna say no." He pushed the elevator button, tapping his foot impatiently.

"You're an ass." Jenny sighted.

"I'm your older brother, that's my job." Dan winked at her before the elevator door closed after him.

Downstairs was the limo already waiting for him. He thanked the driver who opened the door for him. Inside Chuck and Vanessa were sitting, his oldest friends. Chuck had one arm around Vanessa and a glass of champagne in the other.

"Happy birthday!" They both screamed, already a little tipsy.

"Thanks guys." Dan smiled.

The three of them had grown up together on the Upper East Side. Chuck was like a brother to him and Vanessa like a sister. Which made things kind of awkward for him when Vanessa and Chuck started dating. But they never made him feel like the third wheel which he appreciated. Besides, it wasn't like he didn't have a new girl every month.

"Do I even dare to ask what you've planned?" Dan rolled a joint while Vanessa poured him a glass of champagne.

"We're going to Victor, Victrola!" Chuck smirked "Archibald dates one of the dancers and he made sure that we got a VIP table, and our own room, where we can pretty much do whatever the fuck we want cause we have money." Unlike Dan, Chuck never had a problem showing off his money, which were both a blessing and a curse.

"Archibald, our dealer? Seriously? And you're okay going to a strip club with your boyfriend?" He looked at Vanessa who smirked back "you know what; I don't even wanna know what sick stuff you two do in private." He took a drag from his joint and then handed it to Chuck.

"First of all, it's not a strip club, it's a burlesque club, which just happens to show a lot of nudity if you got the cash. And stop being a prude Humphrey, we both know that you've done a lot worse stuff with Penelope and Kati than we've ever have." Chuck passed the joint to Vanessa.

"You're 18 now Dan, let's have an awesome night!" Vanessa raised her glass in a cheer.

Blair didn't know how she got here. She had fought her whole life, her dream being Yale, it had always been Yale. But Yale was expensive and hard to get in to, so Blair fought and worked and studied and did everything in her power to get her dream. But being raised by a single mother with little to no money was hard. Not that she knew anything else. Her dream had always been get in to Yale and then become a fashion magazine editor, fashion was her passion. Maybe she couldn't afford the expensive brands, wear the newest designs, but she always managed to make a similar outfit with clothes she found at second hand stores.

By the age of 16 she moved in with her best friend Serena, tired of her mom and the men she brought home. Serena and her went to the same high school and had been best friends the last three years. Serena had her own apartment, which her parents helped her pay for as long as she got good grades. Serena's parents moved to California a year ago and Serena had refused to move. It wasn't a huge apartment but big enough for the two girls to live together. Blair had been working two jobs and studying ever free moment, she was going crazy when Serena offered her a job as dancer. A week after she turned 17 she tried it, Serena had taught her dance moves and routines. With the help of Serena she got the job even though she was underage. How Serena got the job in the first place Blair didn't dare ask. Serena had always been…wild. And working at Victor, Victrola was fine, it wasn't stripping, only on a few occasions and Blair was good at it. She made more than twice as much money dancing than she did working her other two jobs so she decided to stick around. At least until she got in to Yale.

But she didn't get in to Yale. She thought her whole world would fall apart but she realized that it didn't. So she continued to dance at Victor, Victrola and spent her free time with Nate and Serena. Now she had been working for six months and she actually liked it. She liked the men's (and women's) eyes on her, she liked the attention.

She wanted to go to college, but she decided to wait a year, and maybe try to get in to another college, something closer like NYU or Colombia. That way she could keep her job and still continue on with her dream to work at a fashion magazine.

"Hey Blair, there's a birthday party coming in, you and Serena are going to take care of them." Blaine, their boss said as she was putting on her fake eyelashes.

"Yeah sure."

"They're gonna be here soon, hurry up." Blaine turned and walked out, slamming the door after him.

Blair had never liked Blaine, but she did love everyone else. The other girls, the doorman, the DJ, and the bartenders. She was dating one of the bartenders, Carter, which was perfect. After a long night he would make himself, her, Serena and Nate a drink and they would talk for an hour, sometimes two before going home.

"You're ready?" Serena entered the room dressed in a dark blue and black corset with stockings and high heeled boots. Arms glad in long leather gloves. Blair wore similar clothes, only her corset was red.

"Yeah."

"Jesus Chuck how many did you invite?!" Dan laughed as it seemed like every where he looked somebody he knew was waving or wishing him a happy birthday.

"Just a few people." They sat down in a very comfortable couch in front of the stage. Nate joined them, giving him a quick congratulations and a bag of weed.

"Now enjoy the show." He smiled.

"Thanks man."

Dan was watching as five girls were dancing, all dressed in the same black outfit. They were sexy and beautiful sure, but Dan had to admit, he had expected better. Then the music stopped and the stage went dark.

"We have a birthday boy here tonight," Dan suddenly heard from the speakers and groaned while Chuck, Vanessa and Nate all laughed "And we wanted to really welcome him here so we got our best girls on stage tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Blair and Serena out on stage!"

There was clapping and whistling, Dan assumed these two girls were very popular since the regulars who previously had looked bored were now all turned to the stage in excitement.

First a tall beautiful blonde came out on stage. She was really good, but she seemed young, much younger than the previous dancers.

"That's my girl!" Nate shouted to them over the music, earning a high five from Chuck and Vanessa just rolled her eyes.

The suddenly another girl appeared on stage. And Dan had to stop himself from gaping. She was absolutely gorgeous. Brown curls and pale skin, red lips and big brown eyes. She had a small smirk on her face as she danced. She was graceful on stage, her movement graceful and sexy at the same time. Even the way she took of her clothes was elegant. She started with what looked like very complicated leather gloves.

"How much clothing are they gonna take of?" Dan could hear Chuck ask.

"Usually not much, maybe gloves, but it depends. I know that they are going to dance in their underwear, like some sort of birthday special. Sometimes they get completely naked, but that's only in the private rooms" Nate answered. "It all depends on the cash y'know?"

"So this is a burlesque club that turns in to a strip club if you have money?" Vanessa asked.

"Pretty much."

"Good thing we're loaded then!" Vanessa laughed

Dan barely heard them, he was transfixed on the brown eyed goddess in front of him. Her gloves were off by now and she had turned around bending to take of her boots which earned her wolf whistles.

He noticed that the blonde was already working on her corset, she seemed rushed Dan noticed. The brunette on the other hand moved slowly, stopping to flirt with the audience and then continued. When she turned around Dan was sure their eyes met. Her brown orbs found his and winked at him, he couldn't believe it, she had seen him. But then she wasn't looking at him anymore. No she was suddenly close to the blonde, the music picking up and so were their movements.

The blonde was dancing behind the shorter girl, running her hands down her sides, unhooking her garter belt and rolling one stocking and then the other. It was all done in smooth movements.

The rest of the dance Dan felt like he was in a trance. He couldn't focus on anything else than the goddess. Their clothes came off and far too soon they were dancing in only a matching bra and panties set. Before he knew it they were walking off the stage while everyone in the club was clapping furiously.

"How are you enjoying the night birthday boy?" Vanessa threw an arm around him.

"Huh?" Dan was looking around, seeing if the goddess maybe had made her way out on the floor. When he didn't see her he turned to Vanessa.

"It's great, thanks!" He smiled" But I am not watching you and Chuck try to take some poor girl home!"

Vanessa laughed, a big smile on her face.

"Believe me, if we are taking a girl home, she will not be deprived of anything."

Dan barely heard her. He spotted the doe eyed beauty at the bar, talking to one of the bartenders. She had changed in to a mafia attire, black and white, a small hat on her head and fishnet stockings. Red lips, god those lips, Dan thought.

Vanessa followed her friend's line of vision and saw him staring at the girl who had danced for them.

"She's joining us later in our private room together with Nate's girlfriend, maybe you should go say hi."

Dan's head turned so fast he was surprised he didn't hear it crack.

"She's one of the private dancers?"

"Yeah, and that blonde and one or two more." Vanessa smiled at him, her blue eyes sparkling "You couldn't take your eyes off of her. Don't think I didn't notice." She turned away and walked to Chuck who was standing with Nate and presumably his girlfriend. Dan sighted heavily before joining them too.

"Hey birthday boy, let's get you drunk!" Nate said, dragging Dan toward the bar.

"You're coming home with me tonight or not?" Carter asked as he poured her a shot of tequila. One each night, nothing more until they had closed down and even then she barely drank, she didn't like to feel like she wasn't in control.

"I don't know," She licked the salt of her hand, downed the shot and sucked on the lemon "I'm hired for that birthday thing, probably gonna be here all night."

"You do realize that when this place closes, they have to go too?" Carter looked at her with amused eyes. He was a few years older and because of that he treated her like a child which she hated.

"Apparently these are total snobs, and as long as they're paying Blaine decided that we have to stay until they leave, which can be anywhere between now and tomorrow morning. He even put four mini fridges in the room so they can keep drinking when you guys leave."

"That sucks, but you're working tomorrow right?" He served Nate and some other guy scotch before turning back to Blair.

"Yeah…" Blair said as she followed the guy with her eyes, she recognized him from the VIP table, he had been staring at her the entire dance, barely glancing at Serena which was unusual. Blair always felt like Serena was the star of their number and she was some sort of back up dancer.

"Alright, see you later babe." Carter turned to serve some other customers. Blair watched him for a few seconds before deciding to look around the club. Trying to find Serena she walked backstage to see if she was there but with no luck, when she turned to go back out on the floor she met Blaine.

"What the hell are you doing here? You should be in the VIP room with Serena!" He grunted.

"Sorry, didn't know it had started already, I'll go right now." Almost every girl that worked there was afraid of Blaine, but not Blair. She had dealt with so much worse so many times before that Blaine just felt like a fly on the wall. As she hurried to the VIP room her eyes met Carter's, before opening the door in front of her she winked at him. He smiled back at her warmly. He might be a dick to others but he had never said one bad word to or about her.

As she entered the room she saw Serena dancing on a table, even though there were bottles and glasses everywhere she managed not to knock them over or step on them. Nate and the guys he had sat with earlier were on a couch watching her. In a wide, plump chair that Blair had never seen before sat a beautiful girl with a glass of champagne in hand. Her eyes met Blair's and she gave her a smile which Blair reciprocated. There were some other guys and girls in the room too but Blair guessed it was some random friends that managed to sneak in. There were also a few of her friends in there, entertaining, talking and dancing.

"Finally Blair!" Nate said from the couch "Guys, this is Blair, Blair this is Vanessa, Chuck and the birthday boy Dan. Ignore the other ones, they are here because this one" he pointed at Chuck "doesn't know how to keep their friends away."

"Happy birthday." Blair smiled.

Dan looked like he was about to say something but Serena beat him to it.

"So, what do you guys want to do? Or want us to do?" She stepped down from the table and put her arm around Blair's shoulders.

"Are there any rules?" Vanessa asked "Or do you do as your told?"

"We're not dogs." Blair retorted.

"Okay so we dance, we play, we strip, but only to our underwear, but since you're here with my boyfriend I'm not sure…"

"You can do your job, just no touching." Nate interrupted.

"When you say 'play' what do you mean?" Dan asked.

"Oh I don't know, some people want to play truth or dare, some just wants to watch us dance together, and some want to see some real girl on girl action. It just sort of depends." Blair answered.

"Truth or dare?" Dan snorted "Like when you were 14?"

"Some people want to be kids again, besides it's usually really fun." Serena smiled.

"I want you, Blair was it? To give Dan a birthday lap dance." Vanessa shot Dan a smug look.

"Dan? Do you want a dance from me?" Blair smiled coyly at him tilting her head slightly to the side.