She looked around the black and red room, suspiciously. He had promised that neither of the unlikely guests would be harmed; but the sand princess didn't think any of the ex-Akatsuki members deserved her explicit trust. Her brother may be safe as the Kazekage, and the Akatsuki broken, but that didn't explain the Jashinist's interest in her and the other … visitor. Speaking of which, the other girl seemed just as cautious as her. 'Huh,' Temari thought, 'I guess pinky's not as stupid as I thought.'

Sakura decided it would be good practice as a ninja to take in her surroundings. She knew the Akatsuki had liked black and red, it was in their uniform, but didn't know that it had been the entire compounds color scheme. The bed was in silks, had tons of pillows, and was surrounded by tall black candles in ornate silver holders of varying heights. On the far wall, behind Temari, was the sign of Jashin, a triangle inside a circle, painted in red on the only black wall in the room, the rest being red as blood. On the wall to the right of the 'Jashin wall' as Sakura dubbed it, were two doors, one open to show an elaborate and, Sakura had to admit, beautiful bathroom. She could see a gorgeous and relaxing looking marble tub that, she guessed, could fit at least four people.

Hidan couldn't believe it. They were here, and standing in his room waiting for him. For him! Holy fuck! Thank you, Jashin! Okay, calm down… Who the fuck am I kidding? Let's get this damn party started! And Hidan went through the wall.

CHAPTER ONE

Temari felt, before Sakura saw, Hidan burst through the wall behind her. The chakra build up had made her start to turn her head, but then a blinding light emanated from the circle on the wall, and she covered her eyes. When Temari looked up she saw Hidan standing there straddling the rounded hole, without a shirt, and grinning like a lunatic. "Hel-lo, bitches! Sorry for the damn wait. Deidara was a little fucking preoccupied and didn't tell me you were here til just the fuck now. The fuckin' fag…" "I HEARD THAT, YEAH!" "FUCK YOU YA FAG!" Deidara pokes his head in, "Whatever, I'm going out, yeah. See ya later, un." And Deidara vanished in a puff of smoke.

Sakura had decided to sit on the bed, while Temari found a comfortable chair set against a wall. Hidan sat next to Sakura on the bed. Temari looked him straight in the eyes, "What is it you want, and why did you think we could or would give it to you?" Hidan just sat there a second, contemplating how to tell them the truth. 'Oh, fuck it!' "I want to start a clan of immortals like me. I only found out a while ago that Jashin wants the souls of evil and tainted people, namely missing nin, killers. That's why I killed most of the akastuki, and let your brother go. Besides my self, I let Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi live. As you know, Deidara and I stay in the Akatsuki compound, while Itachi and Kisame have moved to the Uchiha Compound with Sasuke and Naruto.

I chose you and pink here, because you two are perfect to become Jashinists, and as ninja already have criminals blood on your hands. I know that you two are unattached, are very powerful, and very beautiful. Please be my brides?"

Temari was slightly taken aback, watching Hidan stroke Sakura's hair and back as he spoke, causing the girl to turn as pink as her hair. Sakura straightened up at the end and cleared her throat, scooting slightly away from the man. She turned to him and asked, "What if we refuse? What happens then?" Hidan slumped slightly and sighed, "You go the fuck back to your fucking village and I go looking for two bitches who fucking will marry me."