It was only a matter of time before I wrote something ridiculously short...and ridiculously ridiculous.
It's so silly that even I'M shaking my head at myself. But I hope yall get a laugh out of it. ;)
Notes: It may be a bit easier to get a line or two if you've watched Iron Man. But it's not completely necessary.
Also: I own nothing, as usual.
Enjoy friends!
The mighty Thor had seen it all, done it all, and experienced it all.
Battle was nothing to him. For years his foes had fallen at his feet, trembled at his strength, been smashed into heaps of broken bones and blasted away by lightning.
Celebrations were of the norm. In his youth sex and endless feasting after battles were to be expected. Drunkenness and debauchery were often planned events.
Adoration from others was anything but a surprise. His smile could melt an Asgaardian woman and to raise Mjolnir into the air was to summon cheers from everyone who could see it.
All of this was normal, before. Asgaard and its brilliancy were normal, and for most of his existence Thor believed nothing could be better.
Until earth.
Until the feeling of mortality.
Until the soft textures of human clothing.
Until coffee.
Until Jane Foster.
And when Thor returned to earth, returned to all of these things he had grown to love in such a short, unexpected time, he never would have believed that earth had even more for him to adore.
Until he took his first bite, and…
"By the greatness of my father….what is this?"
Tony Stark laughed from across the room.
"The greatest creation of mankind. It's a good thing I got you a king-size."
Thor eyed his newfound friend in appreciation. The human known as "Iron Man" was truly something else.
The blaring sound coming from Tony Stark's "hotrod" could not break Thor's amazed smile.
Asgaard was brilliant in many ways, but nothing could compare to the delight produced by the human creation known as "Reese's Peanut Butter Cups".
End Notes: At least he can't smash THIS delicacy into the ground and shout, "ANOTHER!"...Or CAN he?