It's only one kingdom so Wu, Shu, and Wei are at the same territory.
Everybody's asleep except that stupefied Zhuge Liang. He has with him, a pair of scissors. He quietly kept into Sima's Room and aborted next to him, and lifted his blanket.
"Oh God! What kind of clothes do you wear to sleep young man!" Zhuge thought.
But it was only a simple, dress-looking thing. With that, Zhuge started cutting holes. BIG HOLES. And maybe a few rips of the dress-thing too.
"Let's see how you react in the morning."
Zhuge, covering back Sima with the blankets, crept out of the room and was outside the palace. With that, he placed small blanket to sleep on under Sima's window to see his reaction the next day.
Morning came and it is probably 10 o'clock on the dot. Sima fully woke up, not noticing his clothes and left to the kitchen after his clean up (Brushing, Toilet Crap, Floss). Meanwhile, Zhuge was already awake going to the palace.
"God, what's for breakfast?" Sima asked.
Soldiers, Generals, and Sub-Generals looked at him with TERRIBLE LAUGHTER.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Goes the Room…
"Oh, That's REALLLY FUNNY…" Sima pissed off looked in the Cabinets.
Zhuge came in and at the sight of Sima, he broke into terrible laughter as well…
"The hell is wrong with you people!"
Zhuge, still laughing gave him a mirror. Lookin in it, Sima didn't see anything.
"Look Down then…" Zhuge advised.
Sima looked down on his clothing, and saw his pathetic clothing.
"WHAT IS THIS!"
Zhuge cried out, "Ooooohhhh….that must be a really harsh night for you huh Sima?"
Sima Yi didn't believe that. He then saw the scissors in Zhuge's pocket.
"You dirty old man! You CAME IN MY ROOM AND CUT HOLES ON MY CLOTHING?"
So, you've found out, smart guy.
"This means WAR ZHUGE!"
"Not War, Prank…War…"
Sima Yi, along with the other generals, were pretty surprised.
"What's going on Zhuge? What has that small brain of yours been planning?"
"Nothing. I'm just having some fun with you. Seeing that you haven't talked to me for a while, I wanted to prank you, just to make the story interesting."
"Fine! Have it your way! But there must be a winning prize!"
Zhuge and Sima though for it. Sima said that if Zhuge wins him, then he can have his fortune, and Zhuge will give up his wife, Yue Ying.
"WHO THE HELL WANTS YOUR WIFE?"
"Becareful of what you say. I have read stories that you have actually raped my own wife. So with that, you can have her."
"You sick little bastard….Fine. Deal!"
Shaking hands, both men were leaving. But before Zhuge left completely, Sima ran up to Zhuge and kicked him RIGHT where it HURTS.
"We're even now. That makes up for the clothing."
Zhuge was literally on the floor in pain…..Ouch. All Sima Yi did was laugh his ass off.
"So Long…ZhuPAIN Liang. Hahahaha!"
Sima Yi: 1Zhuge Liang: 1
Man! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I haven't typed a story for so long, I've lost my sense of description. Just kidding. I'm lazy alright! Just go with the flow….