Artemis the second was walking down his corridor towards his bed room
"HA I beat you again scientific calculator" he said then stuck out his toung at the small rectangular device in his hand
At that precise moment butler walked past, these past few days he had been increasing worried amout his young charge. This talking to inanimate objects was nothing new, recently he had taken to saying good morning to every blade of grass in the thirty acre estate, by the time he was finished it was evening…two weeks later. Some times artemis would run around claming that his bars of gold were singing 'we are golden' by Mika, Butler would nod and smile while secretly planning to take the teenager to therapy, suddenly the song 'therapy' by All Time Low started playing in the backround, and the adolescent sang along. Butler assessed the room quickly and moved swiftly onwards without looking back. This were getting strange…
Back to the point…
Artemis was still pointing and laughing at the calculator as he pushed open te door to his room, he yelped like a puppy, in surprise. There in his bed lay a BEAAASSSTTT it was waering lacy undergarments and extensive makeup but had blonde stubble on her head.
"why heeelllllllllllloooo there arty" said Minerva for of course it was she, "I hear you've been a very naughty boy"
"actually ive been ver good I got extra pocket mony and strawberry milkshake this week" he grinned happikly before looking back at the beast and wimpering
"…anyway do you like my new hair, I hear you like the short look, you know that deamon you have feelings for. Well now I am just like her but BETTER…"
Artemis fumbled for the door knob without taking his eyes from the menacing beast, loss of eye contact could be fatal with these attention seeking people.
"" he screamed as he pegged it down the hall arms falling limply by his sides. Suddenly a voice,sounding suspiciasly like the lady of 'wii fit,' said
"swing your arms in large motions to burn more calories"
He suddenly crashed into a blonde woman with a flying skirt, she had white blonde hair and a posh face.
"Hello I am Marilyn Monroe" She smiled down at the Irish boy who was cowering on the ground.
"W-w-w-w-w-what are you doing in my house?"
"My friend Audrey Hepburn invited me, would you like to join us for coffee?"
Before Artemis could answer, a giant peach came rolling down the hall, all he could do was let out a scream before he was swallowed up by the giant rolling fruit, then darkness took over.
When he awoke he was shocked to find a giant grass hopper and various other bugs staring down at him, for the five millionth time that day he yelped.
"Why hello there James nice to see you again" Said the grasshopper
"Look he brought me a present" a over sized glow worm held up his calculater.
Wow thought artemis so my name must me James as that's what everyones calling me hmmmm also if I gave him a present it mean im a very giving character. So that's all I know about my self. Im nice and called James. And with that Arrtemis –
"MY NAME IS JAMES YOU PLONKER"
Sorry –James lived on and had a a very happy life.
"whoah woah we all know that's not what happened tell it right or ill tell it my self."
"wait im the narrator you cant interact with me… any way that's whats in the script I don't know the realy story"
"I can and I will interact. Fine ill tell it myself hmpf … it was a cold and stormy night on the peach.
"wow im hungry" said the ladyboy
"let me put you out of your misery" I said and promptly ate him/her (I never really could tell what gender it was)
Then I brushed my teeth and choked and died, cuz holly wasn't around to save me…wait whos holly, whats brushing teeth…whats dieing
TOOO BEEEE CONTINUED …maybe