Once upon a time, Sasuke was tickling a tree, in hopes that it would give him syrup. You see, his "friend" (:winkwink:) Naruto had slept over at his house last night (:grins:) and had begun to make pancakes in the morning. However, the dobe hadn't checked before he started if they had all the ingredients, which led Sasuke to where he was now:
Practically whacking an entire forest down looking for some God-damn syrup. Evertually, after his 74th poor victimized tree, he gave up. I'll just let the stupid dobe eat his breakfast without any pour-on sugar" Saucegay decided, talking to himself and freakin' out a few passing squirrels. "I don't like it much anyway."
Naruto would yell at him when he got back, but then Sasuke wood pull him into a hot, passionate kiss, and mutter an apology and Naruto would forget all about it.
But that's their private life. We really shouldn't intrude.
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A/N: And THIS, my friends, is the reason why math teachers shouldn't ditch you in the middle of a hard lesson. :growls: