A/N: I don't own RVB. Rooster Teeth does.
"Okay Mr. Cusick, I am Dr. Schall. Everything is normal considering the fact you have been asleep for a week. Do you know what happened to you?" he asked.
"Yes, but if I told you, you would have me committed." I told him.
"Try me." he said, sitting in one of the rooms chairs.
I nodded, closing my eyes as my mind sent me back to that night. "For the last three years I have been working a device that allows for digitally created items to be transferred into the real world. I figured that if it could be done we would be able to mass produce anything the world would ever need. But all the ways I tried, failed. Roughly 18 months ago I made a crucial breakthrough that allowed for the transfer process to take place."
"I picked the web show Red vs. Blue for the simple reasons of that it has multiple items of varying complexity and it is a well-known show that provides a universal test bed. I started with bringing out simple things like water and simple vehicle parts like hubcaps. Once things stopped exploding on entry to this world, I figured out a complete vacuum worked, I started building up to more complex items like rocks and motors. Then I moved onto complete vehicles. Two weeks ago I decided to try to bring something alive, or rather someone, from the video to reality. That would prove anything could be moved between our world and the digital one. I decided on one Minor Junior Private Negative First Class Dexter Grif since he would pose the least threat if he got loose. I spent a week building the model of him and preparing for what would have been a historical moment," I paused to catch my breath as the doctor urged me to continue.
"Finally I was ready. I had the model loaded and was making the final calculations when lightning struck the power line leading into my house. The surge of power overloaded the custom built electronics I use to do the transfer, causing the cooling system to fail, which caused the Main Transfer Unit to fail explosively. As I stood up from where the blast had thrown me I saw a figure standing in the midst of all the smoke. For a moment I thought it had worked, but as the smoke dispersed I saw I had brought out the wrong soldier." I felt fear me as I remembered the disaster.
"Towering over me stood Freelancer Agent Maine, aka the Meta. He took one look at me and snarled as he raised his Magnum. I dove to the side as the first round buried itself in the behind where my heart would've been not a moment before. I scrambled down the short hallway as more rounds tried to hit me. I just managed to get to the living room when the Meta used his Brute Shot to blow the wall between the two rooms to smithereens. I managed to get out of the house and hid in my neighbor's backyard. That was where I realized I must have been hit with shrapnel from either the Main Transfer Device, the living room wall, or both, and I was bleeding badly. I managed to get to my neighbor's front door and ring the bell once before blacking out. Next thing I know I'm in here with the banshee nurse screaming at me," I told him, feeling a cold sweat run down the sides of my head.
The doctor sighed and ran his hand through his silver hair. "You're right. I would have locked you in a rubber room if I didn't personally pull every piece of shrapnel from your side. I found wood, plaster, drywall chunks, glass, and various metals that confirm your story. I'm a fan of the show you were talking about, Red vs. Blue. If I followed your story correctly, you accidently let out the most powerful, insane, and evil being that show has ever had to this point out in a world that is roughly 540 years before its own time." he said, looking at me.
"Yeah, pretty much. Also much of the weaponry in use today wouldn't even get through its energy shields, or scratch its armor. And who knows what he's been doing in the week I was out? I'm surprised that he hasn't been in the news yet" I said. I wondered what the Meta would do in the real world, being that there are no AIs or armor enhancements like those he chased after in the web show.
"So how are you going to stop it?" asked Schall. I looked at him in confusion. "You let him out, so he's your problem." he clarified.
I sat in thought for a while. Finally it came to me. "Simple. I rebuild my machine and bring out the only ones who have defeated him, the Red and Blue Armies of Blood Gulch, and the good Freelancers." I said with a smile.