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1.
Cpt. Kirk. has logged in at 0800.
Cpt. Kirk. has become a fan of 'Starfleet Captains' at 0810.
Cpt. Kirk. is now friends with CMO Leo McCoy at 0817.
Private Message between Cpt. Kirk. and CMO Leo McCoy at 0820.
Cpt. Kirk.: You go by Leo on here? Why do you get mad when I call you that?
CMO Leo McCoy: Because when you say it, your creepy sounding…
Cpt. Kirk.: D: -sniff-
CMO Leo McCoy: - Well you do…
Cpt. Kirk.: You can't come to poker night tonight.
CMO Leo McCoy: … Just because I wont let you call me Leo? Isn't it enough that I put up with being called 'Bones' all the time?
Cpt. Kirk.: No, not really… I like Leo a lot more. It's sexier.
CMO Leo McCoy: …really?
Cpt. Kirk.:Really… not that it matters, because apparently im creepy.
CMO Leo McCoy: I didn't mean it like that… It's just weird to hear you call me Leo. Not used to it.
Cpt. Kirk.: So you mean, im not creepy!? :D
CMO Leo McCoy: No… well, most of the time.
Cpt. Kirk.: w00t!
Cpt. Kirk.: You can come to poker night. ^-^
CMO Leo McCoy: I would hope so, it's in my quarters tonight anyways.
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2.
Lt. Uhura, CSO Spock, CMO Leo McCoy, Ensign P. Chekov, Lt. Sulu have all become fans of 'Cpt. Kirk. is annoying when drunk', 'Cpt. Kirk. Needs to grow a brain' and 'Cpt. Kirk. Needs To Stop Hitting On Alien Females On Away Missions'.
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3.
Private Message Between CSO Spock and Lt. Uhura at 2023.
CSO Spock: Nyota, you seemed more distressed than usual today. Is all well?
Lt. Uhura: Ugh. No. No not really. D: It's that time of the month…
CSO Spock: I don't follow…?
Lt. Uhura: … You know The female monthly thing…
CSO Spock: …
Lt. Uhura: … Oh dear… Uhm… I don't think I am really the best person to explain this… besides, im starting to PMS…
CSO Spock: I am curious, when you say 'PMS' are you referring to something that has to do with Perpetual Motion?
Lt. Uhura: Spock, sweetie, I think im going to go. Ill talk to you later.
Lt. Uhura has signed off at 2036.
CSO Spock has set his status to: 'Confused…'
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4.
Chatroom #011
Lt. Uhura: Jim, I thought you were on duty?
Cpt. Kirk.: I am. Well, I was…
CSO Spock: Captain, you are not 'slacking off' again are you?
CMO Leo McCoy: No, actually for once he isn't. He hurt himself. AGAIN.
Cpt. Kirk.: D: It wasn't my fault! I was coming down to see what Scotty needed and some redshirt poured some purple goo on me! It gave me a rash all over the right side of my body… :[
CMO Leo McCoy: True. But you still could have come to medbay quicker.
Lt. Uhura: Can't you go one week without getting hurt?
CSO Spock: Doubtful
Lt. Uhura: Improbable.
Cpt. Kirk.: It wasn't my fault! D: I was just walking from the door over to Scotty's office! You guy are so mean to me!
CMO Leo McCoy: Jim. I can see you from my office. Please stop hitting on the new nurse.
Lt. Uhura: *rolls eyes* Really Jim?
CSO Spock: It is a serious offence to sexually harass personell of Starfleet.
Cpt. Kirk.: Asking her to dinner is hardly sexual harassment.
Lt. Uhura: Coming from you it is… :p
Cpt. Kirk.: But she is so pretty!
Lt. Uhura: I have not met her yet, what does she look like?
CMO Leo McCoy: Human, female, black hair, brown eyes.
Lt. Uhura: That's it?
Cpt. Kirk.: She is so much more than that Bones! She is pretty! She is black and has killer legs and a French accent!
Lt. Uhura: …
CSO Spock: Is something bothering you Uhura?
CMO Leo McCoy: Haha.
Cpt. Kirk.: Hahahaha.
CSO Spock: I don't understand, what is so amusing?
Cpt. Kirk.: Uhura has competition now. ;)
CSO Spock: …
CMO Leo McCoy: Spock, think of it as Survival of the Fittest.
CSO Spock: Oh, I understand now. Thank you doctor.
Lt. Uhura: Does she really have awesome legs? :o
CMO Leo McCoy: Yup.
Cpt. Kirk.: Sure does. And she accepted my invitation to dinner! But only until after the rash disappears. :(
Lt. Uhura: Ew. Your not actually going to come onto the bridge with that rash, are you?
CMO Leo McCoy: Over my dead body he will.
Cpt. Kirk.: Geeze, it's just a rash guys.
CMO Leo McCoy: Damnit Jim! Your rash is purple! It's not 'Just a rash'!
CSO Spock: That was more information then I really needed…
Lt. Uhura: *Twitch* So gross! Ew!
Cpt. Kirk.: *glares*
Cpt. Kirk. has set his status to: 'It's just a rash people! Geeze.' At 1904.
Cpt. Kirk. has logged off
CSO Spock: But its purple..
Lt. Uhura: Haha.
CMO Leo McCoy: Oh lord, now he is sulking in the corner… Im never going to hear the end of this.
CMO Leo McCoy has logged off at 1910.
More than likely to be continued! xD
Can anyone spot the Big Bang Theory reference? It's from a very early episode. Haha.
This is so lame and was made in the hopes it would distract all my story watchers from the fact I have not updated A New World & Can We Keep Him? I am lame, forgive me. :3
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