August 18th: Hello, people that only read the first chapter and leave. This is the first chapter, written a long time ago! Believe me, the story got better! Please though, if you don't want to finished reading it, could you review and tell me why? I'll be okay if it's a flame or a cuss out, I would jsut like your reviews... Much appreciated!

"Welcome!" Chris yelled at the top of his lungs as he walked towards the Dock Of Shame.

"Today is the day! Total Drama Adventures is now in full swing!" A boat is speeding towards the island. Rock music is bursting from the speakers. The boat stops next to the dock and out walks the three new interns.

"Ezekiel! My main man!" Chris flashes his signature grin and Zeke just shakes his head. Zeke walked towards the Mess Hall.

"This isn't mey hell, eh. It's teh new camper's turn." Chris stared as Jennette walked towards him.

"Jennete! Welcome to Wawanakwa!" He grinned as Jennete hit him in the face. Then he scowled. "Dude! Not cool!"

"Not in the mood, McLean..." Then the last intern stepped off. And in his hands was a certain geeky techie.

"Ahh!" Cody yelled as Duncan threw him off the boat.

"Duncan! And Cody? Why is Cody here?" McLean asked. Duncan shook his head.

"The viewers missed me. Well, that is what the Total Drama blog said. You see, when you sent out the camper and intern applications, the producers picked Duncan, even though my votes were higher. So, they decided to have four interns! Isn't that great?" McLean just stared at the geek.

"Yeah. That is good..." He shakes his head. Duncan grabbed his and Cody's bag.

"You can go ahead and put those bags in the McLean Tent."

"Ugh. Whatever." Duncan walked off and noticed that Cody was still on the dock with him.

"Um Cody? Why are you still here?" Cody looked at him like it should have been obvious.

"I wanna see the new ladies this season." He said with a sly smile. Chris rolled his eyes as a boat pulled up to the island.

"Welcome!" Chris yelled as Laura walked off the boat.

"Hubba Hubba!" Cody whistled out and Laura blushed.

"Why, thank you!" She said as Cody purred, earning a smack by Ezekiel.

"Welcome, Laura! Your the first to show up!" She looks confused. Then points to Cody.

"Didn't he get her before me? Or is it after? Well, it doesn't matter, Chris."

"My name is Chri-Oh! You got my name right! Sorry, I mixed you up with a certain blonde bombshell."

"I look like a bomb?" Chris smacked his face.

"Just come o'er here, eh. While, you wait fur the other campers." Ezekiel said as he walked her over by the end of the dock.

"Ha. Your voice is funny." Chris couldn't help but laugh at the wannabe Lindsay.

"Ok, eh. Mey voice is foony." Cody smiled as a new boat arrived and out popped a kid in pure black.

"Welcome! Isaac, right?" The boy smiled.

"Uh, yeah... I'm just gonna hang out over here." He walks over next to Laura who was laughing at Zeke's accent.

"Don't talk much, do ya?" Cody asked the loner.

"Um. I don't really like being outside... I'm only here because of-" Isaac was cut off by Chris' conceded yells.

"Ashley! How are you?" Out of the boat was another person of pure black.

"Good, Chris." She turns and sees the loner talking to Cody. "Issac?" He looked up from the sound of his name being called. He smiles.

"Oh Hey, Ashley." He waves and she starts pouting playfully.

"No fair... You beat me here!" He laughs, and Duncan returns with his eyes wide.

Confessional (Where ideas are born )

Duncan- Holy crap! That chick was fine as wine in the summertime! /Banging on the door/

Chris- Duncan! We can't use the Confessional yet!

Duncan- Whoops...

"I guess my boat was faster!" He said with a smirk.

"Oh whatever." She playfully hits his arm and rolls her eyes in a mocking manner. Just then, a new boat rode to the shore. Out of the boat, came a really weird blonde dude holding a stick.

"Um, what is that?" Jennette asked pointing at the stick in his hand.

"That is Branchy. Duh! Say hello Branchy." There was silence as everyone stared at him.

"Um, Luke right?" Chris asked as the boy shook his head up and down very fast, causing whiplash.

Confessional (We are the greatest! Bow down to us!)

Ezekiel- Wow, eh... W'ere did Chris find dis people? They ar'e so dysfunctional, eh!

Duncan- Think he will get mad if I break his stick?

Jennette- Why did I sign up again? /Sighs/ This is gonna be a long summer...

"Um, Why did you bring the stick?" Chris asked as Luke stared at him.

"Well, Branchy is my best friend!" He said as he swung around Branchy, accidently dropping him in the water. "BRANCHY!" He dove in after the fallen stick, giving the host a very confused look.

"Nice choice of campers, Chris." Duncan said as he returned from the tent.

"Shusshie!" Chris yelled as Luke returned to the surface with Branchy and a boay pulled up and hit him in the face.

"Grrh!" He said as he gurgled into the water.

"I'll get him, eh." Zeke said as he dove in the water to get Luke. Right as he dove, Smiley Jim came out of the boat.

"Well, if it isn't Jim! Welcome!" Jim looked around for Ezekiel, but couldn't find him. He shrugged.

"Do you have candy, Chris?" Chris stared at him.

"Um, no. Candy isn't even allowed here. In fact give me all of the candy you have." Jim had a look of totally horror as Zeke pulled Luke out of the water.

"Ezekiel!" Jim yelled as he ran and hugged Ezekiel, knocking the wind out of him and causing him to drop Luke on his head.

"Ugh! Uh, hello, eh." He said as he tried to breathe.

Confessional (We are offlimits!... Not!)

Jim- Yay! I am staying on a island with my idol, Zeke! This rules!

Ezekiel- Why am I still gettin' hu'rt while I'm not e'vn on da show, eh! /Sighs/ I really don't like Wawanakwa...

"Um, can I have your autograph?" Ezekiel had a blank expression.

"What's an 'autograph' ?" Jim laughed and explained it to him as Chris Wolfe appeared on a new boat.

"Welcome, Wolfe!" Chris yelled which caused Wolfe to cock his head.

"My name is Chris."

"Well, I am the only Chris allowed to be on this island, so your now known as Wolfe, got it?" Chris said as he poked his chest and had a stern expression.

"Oh sure dude." Wolfe said as Laura stepped towards him, curling a strand of hair between her fingers.

"Uh Hi..." She said with a seductive smile. He smiles back, bowed and kissed her hand.

"Hello, Madam Mosielle... Might I ask you your name?" He asked with a wink.

"Um Hart Laura... Oh I mean Laura Hart." She said with a huge blush, tring not to swoon.

Confessional (We are actually being used today!)

Laura- Hubba Hubba... /She swoons and knocks over camera/

Cody- Great... Another Justin dude... Ugh... /Folds arms and scowls/

Wolfe- Laura is okay... Need to get to know her more though.

"Haha!" Chris laughed as Laura struggled not to swoon. Then a new boat pulled up where a mighty yell roared.

"WOO!" Out of the boat came Vega and... Geoff!

"Geoff!" All of the interns and Chris yelled. Geoff laughed.

"Cha, dudes and dudettes!" Chris' jaw dropped then he fixed it.

"Geoff! Your not allowed here!" Geoff looked sad when Chris yelled at him.

"I know dude! I'm just saying laterz to my buddy, Vega!" Him and Vega fist bump, then he gets back on the boat.

"Haha. See you foo's later! Cha!" He said as the music roared again. Cody stared at him.

"Your friends with Geoff?" He asked and Vega smiled.

"Ch-yeah! Me and Geoff go way back. I feel a little sad about Bridgette though." Cody looked stunned.

"When did they break up?"

"After TDI... They got in this huge fight and... well, it didn't turn out good." Cody was ask him to continue, but he realized the Jackass didn't want to talk about it. And then a boat pulled up. And out came a boy named Mozart.

"Hey Chris..." He said with a seductive smile, a wave of his hand, and a wink.

"Mo..." Chris warned. "Remember your contract." Mozart sighed.

"Yeah, I remember." He walked over next to Jennette. "Hey, baby"

Jennette raised her hand. "I need space right now, Mo. And your in my bubble of personal space." She scowled and he said sorry. Then a boat pulled up and you could hear struggling in the boat.

"Get off the boat!" Someone yelled. Another voice which was Max's yelled back.

"Give me my chocolate COOKIE then!" She yelled then the male voice yelled back.

"I don't have your damn cookie!" They yelled as Max fell off the boat. On the boat was Tyler.

"This is the last time I am ever, EVER helping you McLean!" Tyler said as he walked back in the boat. Chris was smiling.

"Um, Why was Tyler in the boat?" Cody asked, and Chris said it simply.

"Him and the other 20 ex-campers are hanging at Playa Da Losers. I just asked him to drive the boat." Chris said as Max got up.

"Hi, Cody!" She yelled in his face, causing him to whimper and fall down.

"Uh, Hi..." She picked him up. Then she dusted him off.

"Don't hurt yourself, Codmeister!" She yelled in his ear as the Techie blushed and fall down.

"Settle down, Izzy!" Duncan yelled, earning a scowl from Ezekiel.

"Haha." She laughed as a boat pulled up with 3 campers. Out came Samara, Matt, and Julie. As they got of the boat, Julie tripped and fell in the water. Zeke sighed and was about to jump in, when he noticed she was already on the dock. Her and Matt were soaking wet. He smiled.

"Watch where you're walking next time, k?" She smiled at him.

"Uh, yeah... Thanks."

"No prob." He said as Chris introduced Samara.

"Hello, Samara! Welcome to the island."

"Thanks Chris!" She said with a giant smile.

"Ugh..." Matt and Julie snuck around Chris so he wouldn't talk to them.

"Hey Cody." Matt said as Cody jumped in surprise.

"Whoa! God, your quiet! I didn't even hear you!" Matt chuckled as Julie tripped over the dock. She closed her eyes and braced herself to knock her teeth out on the dock. When it didn't happen, she opened her eyes, she saw the dock. She looked up and Matt's hand was around her waist. He saved her from falling. She couldn't help but blush.

"I thought I told you to watch where you walk." He said with a smile.

"Sorry.."

"It cool." He put her down on the grassw this time.

"Well, 12 campers are here! We still need ten more! Isn't this fun." Duncan scowled.

"Hunky Dory..." He sat down as a boat appeared. Inside was a 7 year old boy.

"Are you serious, Chris? A seven year old?" Cody asked him.

"Hey! He was cool!"

"Hewwo! How are yow doing, Cwis?" All the girls except Jennette, Samara, and Max said "Awwwww!"

"Fine. Your gonna love this island, Tommy!" He said with his hands in the air.

"I twink I alweady do!" He walked over next to the campers. Chris laughed and turned and Jess was right next to him.

"Ah! God Jess! Don't do that!" He said with a shudder and she laughed.

"Ahh, McLean! Calm down." She turned and saw Matt.

"Jess?"

"Matt?" They asked each other at the same time.

"Well well, If it isn't Jessica." Matt said with a smile.

"How do you two know each other?" Jenette asked with a smile.

"We are best friends! Duh!" Jessica said as her and Matt shared a hug.

"Hey Chris! This is taking forever!" Duncan yelled as a boat carrying Leo, Alexa and Sakura.

"Hello, Ladies! and Leo..." Chris said while Alexa was looking at the island in awe.

"Whoa, eh! What is with the, ka'tana!" Ezekiel asked as he eyed his blade.

"Well, this is my blade, duh!" Leo said as Chris yelled at him.

"Dude! Your not allowed to bring that!" Chris said while flailing his arms.

"Why? Don't answer that. I will bring it anyway!" He said with a cackle.

"Wow, Chris! This island is awesome!" Alexa yelled out, busting Duncan's eardrum.

"Wow." Sakura said as Duncan looked at the books in her hand.

"Dude! Are those Manga! Hahaha." He laughed at her books but soon Sakura had choked Duncan and he was dangling in the air.

"What did you say about my manga?" She said with a bark. Everyone was staring at the duo.

"Let go freaky chick!" He yelled with a quiver of fear. She shrugged.

"Ok then." She let him go. Right into the water.

"Ahh!" He screamed as everyone laughed. The splash flew water all over Samara.

"Ugh! What the hell, Mohawk!" She yelled as Duncan swam to the surface.

"Sorry, Flirt!" He yelled causing Samara to stomp her foot on the ground. Chris shook his head as 2 new people arrived.

"Welcome!" He said as Dani, Joshlyn, Dakota and Sarah stepped off.

"Well, If it isn't our four ladies." Chris said as he was slapped by all three. A scream is heard on the other boat.

"Oh My God! Chris are you okay!" Johnny yelled as Chris was on the floor.

"Move he needs CPR!" John yelled. Chris' eyes opened fast.

"No! I'm okay! Hehe. Well, looks like all twenty-two are here!" Chris yelled as someone jumped off the boat.

"And here is our special guest intern! He/She will be helping us with our next challenge. But when we return on Total! Drama! Adventures!"

(New poll for who is helping Chris)