The consequences of touching a pregnant woman's chocolate!
A/N: MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is truly a comedy.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! (except the basic plot…..and the one spell) NO CHARACTERS BELONG TO US!
We were eating brownie frosting when this came to us so enjoy…..
If this looks familiar to any reader, I am moving stories from my old account Corkin89 to my new one. I am going to also try to update and edit the stories I have over there before reposting.
"ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE! What may I ask do you think that you are doing?" came Minerva McGonagall's voice booming through the staffroom.
All the other professors were smart. They moved and hid behind the furniture, or like Flitwick just left the room altogether. These people were fearful of the Scottish woman's temper. Albus Dumbledore, however, was to busy deciding which chocolate to eat next to pay his wife any mind.
"Why I am just having some chocolate, my dear," Albus replied calmly.
"Oh, don't you 'my dear' me. That" she said pointing to the bowl of the little-wrapped chocolates "is my chocolate."
"I know that Minnie, but can't I just have one?" replied Albus smiling sweetly.
That was the wrong thing to say to the very pregnant Professor Minerva McGonagall.
"Mus ad virum!" The angry woman cried. In an instant, Albus Dumbledore had changed from the tall wizard that he was and into a small, gray mouse. Minerva quickly changed into her cat form and began to chase him around the school. They tore through the school, weaving in and out of students, most of whom recognized the cat by the markings around her eyes.
"OOH, who is she pissed at?" said Peter Pettigrew.
"I don't know?" asked Remus Lupin.
"Someone is in trouble…." teased Sirius Black.
There was much laughter behind the cat and mouse. Minerva chased Albus into the Great Hall, many of the curious students following them. Then the mouse jumped up onto the Gryffindor table, the cat immediately followed. Then someone gently picked the mouse up.
"Professor, who are you chasing?" James Potter asked cautiously.
Minerva jumped off the table and changed quickly into herself.
"Give me that mouse, Mr. Potter," said McGonagall in her normal deadly tone.
"Why Professor? Who is it? "Asked James, the mouse was now squiggling very hard, trying to get out of his grasp.
"That is none of your business, Mr. Potter." McGonagall responded "Now give me that mouse or you will receive a week's worth of detentions! NOW POTTER!"
James seemed to lose nerve at her declaration and gave the mouse to the black haired witch who then turned sharply on her heel marched off to the staffroom. Here, she transformed the mouse back into his human form and then did the leg-locker jinx on him, causing him to fall back into the chair behind him.
She then said in a sweet tone that was quite frightening: "Now dear, I am done chasing you, but you will sleep on the couch for the next week and NEVER TOUCH MY CHOCOLATE AGAIN, is that understood?"
"Yes Ma'am," Albus said in a shy tone as he sank back into his chair.
"Good," Minerva said, and she walked out of the staffroom, leaving Albus there still with his legs locked. She came back in and got his wand from the side table and walked back out.
Everyone knew not to undo the curse that held the headmaster's legs together, for fear of having to face the wrath of Minerva. He stayed like so until the following morning.
And this is why you should never touch a pregnant woman's chocolate.
Finite Incantem!
A/N: Mus ad virum – man to mouse