'Blinded by the Light of your Cheap Plastic Jewelry'
PREFACE:
It seems to be the cool thing now to write a fanfic made up of little oneshots. One per chapter. You know. So I'm doing that too. I've actually pondered the idea for a year or so now since I always have ideas for oneshots. Besides, I suck at updating continuous stories. Okay. A lot of these might be kinda short, but if I get a lot of reviews I'll start writing longer ones. I don't have a lot of extra time on my hands, but I'll put a good effort into this project. :)
I'm going to set a goal of writing 30 oneshots over the summer. Hopefully I can make that. Reviews would really help. ;)
Many of these will be Stan/Kyle as I'm still trying to develop their characters more. I feel that I have Kyle down pretty well but I need to work on Stan some. The last two stories I published (Bombardment and Rabbit's Fur) gave some major hints towards Kyle's personality. So, here is BLCPJ (haha) my sinful and sweet little collection. Love it or hate it.
And just because, here are some rather fitting lyrics.
"Sailor Man" (Turbonegro)
Oh so handsome -
Oh so strong -
Tell me stories of distant shores -
All night long -
I shiver all over -
When I see your lovely tan -
And I can tell by your clear blue eyes -
You're a sailor man -
Oh sailor man -
From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man - Take me along -
Show me the porta-prince and Hong Kong -
Oh sailor man -
I sure hope you don't drown-
I'd rather have you showing me Cape Town -
You know your to New York, New York -
Where we can go to bars -
A strong blonde handsome sailor -
Norwegians call you Lars -
Oh sailor man - From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man -
I'd gladly die -
To see the ports of Rostock and Shanghai -
-sweetfur