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Chapter 1

World League Dance

"Now how you all doing tonight, huh!" said the man on the stage. "So tonight we are having the opening dance for the World League Championships" he continued. The crowd roared. "So first things first, tonight we are having a special performance by some of the worlds greatest trainers, Ethan Soulings, Lyra Heartings, Blair Platinum and Ash Ketchum!" He announced. "Hey guys" said Ethan to the microphone after entering with his guitar with the others taking their positions. "This song is called Teenage Dirtbag. (The music started being played by the trainers on stage)

[Ethan]

Her name is Noelle, I have a dream about her –

She rings my bell, I got trainer class in half an hour –

- Oh how she rocks, in keds and tube socks -

- But she doesn't know who I am -

- And she doesn't give a damn about me -

- Cause I'm just a teenage Dirtbag baby! -

- Yeah I'm just a teenage Dirtbag baby! –

- Listen to Iron maiden baby with me –

[All]

Ooooooooooohhhhoo

[Ethan]

(Instrumental)

Her boyfriends a d***, He carries a gun around –

He'd simply kick, my ass if he knew the truth –

He lives on my block, He has a ONIX –

But he doesn't know who I am –

And he doesn't give a damn about me –

Cause I'm just a teenage Dirtbag baby! -

Yeah I'm just a teenage Dirtbag baby! -

Listen to Iron maiden baby with me! -

[All]

Ooooooooooohhhhoo

[Ethan]

(Short instrumental)

Oh yeah, Dirtbag! –

No, she doesn't know what she's missing! -

Oh yeah, Dirtbag! –

No, she doesn't know what she's missing! -

(Instrumental)

Man I feel like mold, It's dance night and I am lonely –

Low and behold, she's walking over to me –

This must be fake, My lips starts to shake –

How does she know who I am, and why does she give a damn about me –

She says –

[Lyra]

I got tow tickets to iron maiden baby –

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe -

I'm just a teenage Dirtbag baby like you –

[All]

Oooooo Hoooohooo

[Ethan]

X2

Oh yeah, Dirtbag! –

- No, she doesn't know what she's missing! -

(Guitar solo)

[End]

End of chapter.

(Song) Teenage Dirtbag (By) Wheatus.