Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Mr Tolkien and his estate own it all, and
I'm not getting any money from it. Every so often I will try and borrow a
character or 9 but that's not the point.
A/N: This will just be a short story as I'm just typing it on a bored Friday afternoon, so enjoy (well if you can, I know that your cringing all ready. What can I say I like clichés. )
The Appendix Tolkien Forgot To Mention
Emilie ran to the door as fast as her ample legs would carry her, she reached somewhat out of breath. Instead of seeing the pizza guy a group of weird looking people stared back at her.
"No I don't want to buy anything!" Emilie shouted as she pushed the door shut, a hand caught in the door and prised it open the hand was joined to an arm, the joined to (you'll never guess) a body, (and what a body!)
A dark haired guy stood there, brooding eyes making Emilie's long legs go weak. "Miss you do not understand we have come to this strange world some how and this where we landed, all we ask is for your help."
Emilie nodded "So your foreign, uh huh well do you want directions to your hotel or something?" Emilie leaned on the door hoping that her not so great balance would hold until the gorgeous tourist and his weird mates left.
The rest of the guy friends sniggered at Emilie's words. The guy stood up straightening his shoulders showing his full height which was quite tall even for Emilie, "Miss must I spell it out to you, we are not from this world. I am Aragorn son of Arathorn."
Emilie looked at the guy and all his friends yup there were nine, ever since the release of the Fellowship everyone had gone Lord of the Rings crazy. This was just the tip of an oversized geek iceberg. The guy was sooo sexy as well, just a shame that he was mad as two hatters. "And I suppose that that's the fellowship?"
A smile crept to * Aragorn's * face "Yes please may we reside here until we know what to do."
Emilie shook her head "No siree bob! There's no way that you're comin' in here! O.k geek boy get your damn sexy tight ass off my property."
Aragorn hung his shoulders and turned. Emilie shut the door and walked back to living room where her friends were ogling over the fellowship on her T.V. Emilie walked in and stood in the doorway she recognised the guy on the screen almost immediately "Hey guys the guy at the door looked just like him."
Babz turned her head "Yeah Whatever Emz. Pull the other one."
Emilie just stood "I'm not kidding and he had a bunch of people with him. I didn't bother looking at them, y'know fellowship fan boys."
Alison spoke eyes glued to the screen "Fan boys?!"
Emilie crossed her arms "Yeah they even did the speech, y'know all Miss and may we reside."
Alison sprang to her feet "Emilie did they say any more?"
"Nope," Alison slouched "Oh yeah they did something about landing in this world, the most imaginative yet."
Alison sprang to attention "THEY ARE THE FELLOWSHIP!"
Emilie looked at Alison one eyebrow raised "How do you know?"
Alison slid her eyes from side to side "Well, I um kinda ordered them over the Internet."
Emilie's eyebrow moved higher up on her forehead "What?"
Alison trying to pull off the 'I'm sweet and innocent' look that always got her out of trouble "I thought they were models."
Sarah jumped from her position on the couch and ran past the girls through the door just giving Babz enough time to say, "Where are you going?"
Sarah shouted as she opened the door "I'M GONNA GET FRODO!"
All the girls bolted for the door, sprawling out onto the street. Each ran in a different direction covering more ground. It was Babz who found them first, followed by Alison and Sarah. Emilie took slightly longer to get them as she had stopped to tie her shoelace. Once there Emilie spoke to Aragorn "Sorry about the mix up, you can stay at my house for as long as you like." She smiled eyeing the rest of the fellowship behind him. Alison was right Legolas was rather hot in a 'I-look-more-like-a-girl-than-you-do' way.
Alison stepped forward doing her look thing again, making Aragorn smile at her like she was a puppy. "Please it would be no trouble, we want to help…"
Babz joined in "…you out of your clothes. Don't buy the butter wouldn't melt act she been perfecting it since forever, hi I'm Babz." She grabbed Aragorn's hand and shook it.
Aragorn didn't seem to be bothered by the girls' ambush on his limb. "Pleased to meet you Babz." He husked.
Babz went severely red "Um thanks."
Sarah stared at Frodo her mouth wide open, she couldn't speak so Emilie did for her "My friend Sarah here thinks Frodo is a bit of sex…muffin."
Sarah's brow creased "Muffin?!?"
Emilie tinged slightly red around her ears "Well you can't exactly call him a God now, look at him. He's small, cute and probably tastes nice, just like a muffin."
Sarah nodded slightly "I can understand the twisted logic in that, almost."
Emilie spoke to Aragorn "Right well follow me we better get home." Her eyes flew open "Oh No!"
Babz looked round now normal coloured "Oh no what?"
Emilie spun round and began to run "I left the front door open!" She quickly sprinted off in the direction she came.
Babz looked around and shrugged "Well I guess you follow me."
LATER
"So you think that you can teach me how to sword fight?" Babz asked a satisfied look on her face, Boromir looked quite satisfied to (he had just showed Babz his muscles).
"Emz what happened to the pizza?" Babz hollered over to Emilie who at the moment was being shown how to tie up Alison's hair by Legolas.
Emilie shrugged and shouted back "Dunno why?"
Babz stood up and walked over to Emilie "Coz I'm starving."
Emilie stood up and Legolas asked "Where are you going this is the best bit, all you have to do is…" He twisted Alison's hair into at the back of her head.
Emilie silenced him "Shut it Princey. So who wants food?"
Everyone looked up and smiled "K, hang on a sec I'll see what I can do."
Merry and Pippin followed broad yet mischievous smiles spread across their faces. Pippin chirped "We'll help you Emilie."
Merry joined in "Yes we'll help."
A/N: Could please tell me what you think, I might just continue when I'm bored but hey who's countin'?
A/N: This will just be a short story as I'm just typing it on a bored Friday afternoon, so enjoy (well if you can, I know that your cringing all ready. What can I say I like clichés. )
The Appendix Tolkien Forgot To Mention
Emilie ran to the door as fast as her ample legs would carry her, she reached somewhat out of breath. Instead of seeing the pizza guy a group of weird looking people stared back at her.
"No I don't want to buy anything!" Emilie shouted as she pushed the door shut, a hand caught in the door and prised it open the hand was joined to an arm, the joined to (you'll never guess) a body, (and what a body!)
A dark haired guy stood there, brooding eyes making Emilie's long legs go weak. "Miss you do not understand we have come to this strange world some how and this where we landed, all we ask is for your help."
Emilie nodded "So your foreign, uh huh well do you want directions to your hotel or something?" Emilie leaned on the door hoping that her not so great balance would hold until the gorgeous tourist and his weird mates left.
The rest of the guy friends sniggered at Emilie's words. The guy stood up straightening his shoulders showing his full height which was quite tall even for Emilie, "Miss must I spell it out to you, we are not from this world. I am Aragorn son of Arathorn."
Emilie looked at the guy and all his friends yup there were nine, ever since the release of the Fellowship everyone had gone Lord of the Rings crazy. This was just the tip of an oversized geek iceberg. The guy was sooo sexy as well, just a shame that he was mad as two hatters. "And I suppose that that's the fellowship?"
A smile crept to * Aragorn's * face "Yes please may we reside here until we know what to do."
Emilie shook her head "No siree bob! There's no way that you're comin' in here! O.k geek boy get your damn sexy tight ass off my property."
Aragorn hung his shoulders and turned. Emilie shut the door and walked back to living room where her friends were ogling over the fellowship on her T.V. Emilie walked in and stood in the doorway she recognised the guy on the screen almost immediately "Hey guys the guy at the door looked just like him."
Babz turned her head "Yeah Whatever Emz. Pull the other one."
Emilie just stood "I'm not kidding and he had a bunch of people with him. I didn't bother looking at them, y'know fellowship fan boys."
Alison spoke eyes glued to the screen "Fan boys?!"
Emilie crossed her arms "Yeah they even did the speech, y'know all Miss and may we reside."
Alison sprang to her feet "Emilie did they say any more?"
"Nope," Alison slouched "Oh yeah they did something about landing in this world, the most imaginative yet."
Alison sprang to attention "THEY ARE THE FELLOWSHIP!"
Emilie looked at Alison one eyebrow raised "How do you know?"
Alison slid her eyes from side to side "Well, I um kinda ordered them over the Internet."
Emilie's eyebrow moved higher up on her forehead "What?"
Alison trying to pull off the 'I'm sweet and innocent' look that always got her out of trouble "I thought they were models."
Sarah jumped from her position on the couch and ran past the girls through the door just giving Babz enough time to say, "Where are you going?"
Sarah shouted as she opened the door "I'M GONNA GET FRODO!"
All the girls bolted for the door, sprawling out onto the street. Each ran in a different direction covering more ground. It was Babz who found them first, followed by Alison and Sarah. Emilie took slightly longer to get them as she had stopped to tie her shoelace. Once there Emilie spoke to Aragorn "Sorry about the mix up, you can stay at my house for as long as you like." She smiled eyeing the rest of the fellowship behind him. Alison was right Legolas was rather hot in a 'I-look-more-like-a-girl-than-you-do' way.
Alison stepped forward doing her look thing again, making Aragorn smile at her like she was a puppy. "Please it would be no trouble, we want to help…"
Babz joined in "…you out of your clothes. Don't buy the butter wouldn't melt act she been perfecting it since forever, hi I'm Babz." She grabbed Aragorn's hand and shook it.
Aragorn didn't seem to be bothered by the girls' ambush on his limb. "Pleased to meet you Babz." He husked.
Babz went severely red "Um thanks."
Sarah stared at Frodo her mouth wide open, she couldn't speak so Emilie did for her "My friend Sarah here thinks Frodo is a bit of sex…muffin."
Sarah's brow creased "Muffin?!?"
Emilie tinged slightly red around her ears "Well you can't exactly call him a God now, look at him. He's small, cute and probably tastes nice, just like a muffin."
Sarah nodded slightly "I can understand the twisted logic in that, almost."
Emilie spoke to Aragorn "Right well follow me we better get home." Her eyes flew open "Oh No!"
Babz looked round now normal coloured "Oh no what?"
Emilie spun round and began to run "I left the front door open!" She quickly sprinted off in the direction she came.
Babz looked around and shrugged "Well I guess you follow me."
LATER
"So you think that you can teach me how to sword fight?" Babz asked a satisfied look on her face, Boromir looked quite satisfied to (he had just showed Babz his muscles).
"Emz what happened to the pizza?" Babz hollered over to Emilie who at the moment was being shown how to tie up Alison's hair by Legolas.
Emilie shrugged and shouted back "Dunno why?"
Babz stood up and walked over to Emilie "Coz I'm starving."
Emilie stood up and Legolas asked "Where are you going this is the best bit, all you have to do is…" He twisted Alison's hair into at the back of her head.
Emilie silenced him "Shut it Princey. So who wants food?"
Everyone looked up and smiled "K, hang on a sec I'll see what I can do."
Merry and Pippin followed broad yet mischievous smiles spread across their faces. Pippin chirped "We'll help you Emilie."
Merry joined in "Yes we'll help."
A/N: Could please tell me what you think, I might just continue when I'm bored but hey who's countin'?