The CG Dudes Award
Announcer: Welcome dudes. My name is the announcer man. So dudes, we're gonna like hand out these awards to these like totally CG dudes. And the like nominees are like Gollum (or Smeagol) like from Lord of the Rings, Dobby like from Harry Potter and like Scooby Doo from like Scooby Doo. Isn't that like ironic. Anyway I am giving the awards now *gives awards to Gollum, Dobby sand Scooby*. Now Gollum or should I say Smeagol, would you like to say anything.
Smeagol: Yes I want to thank everyone, I want to thank Dobby and Scooby and especially my master Frodo. Without him I wouldn't be on this stage *sniff*.
Gollum: Who cares about that big *beep*. He's a moron that can't even remember his name.
Smeagol: No don't say that, Master is good to us. He is a nice hobbit.
Gollum: I don't give a *beep* about that fat monkey
Announcer: Dudes you guys are like cool man. I wish I could be like you
Gollum: Shut up you hippy!!!! Die Beep Man *kills beep man*
Smeagol: Oh no! People die! It is so terrible.
Gollum: I don't give a fukin' shit now. And Scooby sounds like a guy that came out of a retarded movie.
Scooby: I say, that is quite rude. You must be disciplined young man.
Gollum: Holy Shit, the dog can talk like some asshole british guy.
Smeagol: No saying curse words is bad
Dobby: *walks to Gollum* Hey there sexy, wanna do it tonight
Gollum: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scooby: I say, that is quite rude.
Announcer: I knew this self destruct button was a good idea *presses button* KAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
The End
Author's note: I love disaster ^_^. Note I got some most of these from a friend of mine and none of these guys are mine except the announcer and Beep Man
Announcer: Welcome dudes. My name is the announcer man. So dudes, we're gonna like hand out these awards to these like totally CG dudes. And the like nominees are like Gollum (or Smeagol) like from Lord of the Rings, Dobby like from Harry Potter and like Scooby Doo from like Scooby Doo. Isn't that like ironic. Anyway I am giving the awards now *gives awards to Gollum, Dobby sand Scooby*. Now Gollum or should I say Smeagol, would you like to say anything.
Smeagol: Yes I want to thank everyone, I want to thank Dobby and Scooby and especially my master Frodo. Without him I wouldn't be on this stage *sniff*.
Gollum: Who cares about that big *beep*. He's a moron that can't even remember his name.
Smeagol: No don't say that, Master is good to us. He is a nice hobbit.
Gollum: I don't give a *beep* about that fat monkey
Announcer: Dudes you guys are like cool man. I wish I could be like you
Gollum: Shut up you hippy!!!! Die Beep Man *kills beep man*
Smeagol: Oh no! People die! It is so terrible.
Gollum: I don't give a fukin' shit now. And Scooby sounds like a guy that came out of a retarded movie.
Scooby: I say, that is quite rude. You must be disciplined young man.
Gollum: Holy Shit, the dog can talk like some asshole british guy.
Smeagol: No saying curse words is bad
Dobby: *walks to Gollum* Hey there sexy, wanna do it tonight
Gollum: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scooby: I say, that is quite rude.
Announcer: I knew this self destruct button was a good idea *presses button* KAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
The End
Author's note: I love disaster ^_^. Note I got some most of these from a friend of mine and none of these guys are mine except the announcer and Beep Man