It was the first day of /r/homestuck high school. You ran to class, almost late. You didn't really have time for breakfast, but you did have a couple cookies left over from last night that you munched like a chicken. Then... you saw him.
He had [y/ headcanon cookie appearance] and he was also straight unlike that groeuf kid on discord stop showing everyone my fucking reddit posts your nipples aren't actually that good hobosexual dammit. You walked up to him and blushed.
"Hi"was all u said. He didn't care. "WOW, your really cute!" you blushed a LOT. Then, guess what?! After that time when he went to shitpoetry class he had lipstick on his mouth! And it was the same color as yours! THe kiss was so great that you had sex in front of everyone... but then, the door was broken open!
"Cookiefonster! Your my ex boy friend!"
(DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN o.O)
(hai :3 this is my first fanfiction ont his account because my old account got reported but i hope you enjoy this! more chapters coming soon. im aut of skool so i can do whatever i want! ecept not really because my parents are giving me limitations because i punched my little sister but its okay more soon otay i gotta go now byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
-cori