Pairing: Vladimir and Hana
Rating: High T or Low M
Warnings: Innuendoes, Deadly glares, and Tons of Laughs.
Thanks to my friend who Alicia is based off! Lol enjoy!
I do not own the Chronicles of Vladimir Tod.
"Special Hugs"
Hana McMillan walked into the lunch room by herself, preparing herself to ask her best guy friend (and secret crush) Vladimir Tod a very special question. She sat down next to Vlad so she could ask him her special question.
"Hey Vlad, do you know where babies come from?" She asked in a voice that carried around the cafeteria. Vlad looked up wide-eyed and flushed while Joss, her twin brother, choked on his lunch.
Vlad blushed even more when everyone turned and listened for his answer. "Umm… I-I already… know where…" He was cut off by Hana.
"They come from hugs… Very special hugs," She said in a serious tone. Hana then looked at him before she winked and walked calmly away. Joss glared at Vlad as the vampire blushed an extremely deep red color. The rest of the room exploded into hysterical laughter.
** Time Skip **
Once the final bell signaled the end of the day, Joss walked over to the half vampire boy to give Vlad his warning, "Don't you dare touch my baby sister or your dead Vladimir Tod. You understand?"
"Dude, she's like my best friend expect for you and Henry. I'll leave her alone." Vlad said as he held his hands up in defeat. 'Dang now how am I supposed to ask Hana out if Joss is gonna watch me like a dog.' Joss glared one more time before leaving.
Suddenly Alicia Thompson, Hana's violent and very scary best friend, popped out of nowhere. "I'ma kill you if you hurt my best friend, bloodsucker." She threatened.
Vlad looked at her once before he ran for his life. Eventually Hana caught up with him halfway home.
She looked at him and asked, "Alicia and Joss?" Vlad nodded. "Special hugs?" Vlad blushed like crazy and glared at her. Hana ran away laughing like a crazy girl on crack.
AVampie'sHeart: XD I got the idea from a commercial on TV. So, how did you like it? If you want some more "Special Hugs" one shot give me a pairing. PM, review, suggest something, or just say Hi!