An Attempt to Write

Summary: What does a person do when faced with an amazing case of writer's block?

Chapter 1: No… That's Not It

'It was a dark and stormy day…' No, I sound like Snoopy now.

'In the town of…' What is this, a movie plot?

'Have you ever thought about what if?'… No, that's been too used up.

"AAUGGGH! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE?!"

How did those people do it? Shakespeare created plays that were masterpieces on paper and in theatre. Stephen Ambrose made war come to life, and even Rowling made an entire magical world coexist with the real world. Wait, maybe I can…

'In another dimension was a place known as The Digital World.'

No, I can't... I couldn't.

Ok, so I'm stuck. I'm sure many others have been in my position before; it's not a big deal. All I have to do is just sit here and think for a few hours and I'm sure I'll think of some amazing story that'll wow the sensei and he'll just have to praise me on my creativity. Maybe I'll even get published for something so amazing that nobody ever thought about! Yeah, that'll happen, if I can get a story going first.

Alright, so what can I write about? Maybe a romantic-like story to people all "heartfelt" and into the character… I'm sure everybody else will be thinking of that, I suppose I'll just cross that off the list. I guess I could always go with a great parody of something. I'll make everybody into some Naruto character, though Daisuke does act a bit like Naruto… and he always had that unhealthy habit of always wanting to eat ramen.

Nah, that's always being overused. Perhaps a crossover instead; I'm sure that people would love to be in a Bleach and Naruto crossover!

No… I can't do that. I'm sure that somebody will think of that one too. I mean, 60 people in the classroom I'm sure there's somebody that'll create some type of crossover. If I create one, I'll just be copying that person.

Oh wait, I got it! A romantic story, that'll definitely win. What can possibly go wrong in a love story? It'll have drama, romance, I can give it a little comedy twist, maybe have a love triangle or something…

Gah! No… if I do that then I'll probably end up calling Miyako and just ask her to tell me one of her crazy daydreams.

… then again, her daydreams would make for a good soap opera-like story. Yeah, I see it now… two guys fighting for one girl, one of them a famous pop-star and the other the average "nice guy" that are both trying to win her over, I see it now…

… though that sounds a lot like some people I know. Ok, maybe we won't go there. Though if I don't write about that, then what can I possibly…

"BAH, THIS IS HOPELESS!!"

I need some inspiration. Yeah, that's probably what's missing. Maybe I'll get some inspiration from that T.V. that Nii-san rarely uses… Why not, I have time to kill.

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It's so sad to see that my profile so bare. So I went and dug this up from the past. Ironically, it was at a time when I didn't know what to type for a paper…

As people who read this, I will tell you that this is post Season 2. They're older, obviously… I won't tell you exactly how old yet as I can't find the other docs I wrote for this, but it's definitely before end of college. I think it might be just beginning of college, but then again I have to reread all this anyway.