Once upon a time, there was a super happy person named Tohru! :D She was really happy.
One day, Tohru was skipping through a meadow of daisys, when she ran into Fanfic Shark.
DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
"Die!" she cried, and stabbed Fanfic Shark with the spork she stole from Akito.
"onG nuuU!1" cried Fanfic shark, as a river of blood spewed out of his/her chest.
And then it died.
Tohru laughed giddily, and skipped away.
Kyo transformed into a cat and fed on the dead bodies intestines.
:D
The End!
(NO SEQUEL!!)
RIP: In loving memory of fanfic shark, who was unfortunately (ha) in the wrong field of daisies at the wrong time (double ha).
:D
We love you!