Hello! This is my first Espada story! Some of the characters may not act like there true selves! But this is how I picture them acting like, Off-set and stuff! ENJOY!

In Hueco Mundo...

"Hello My Dear Espadas" Aizen said entering the throne room with Gin and Tosen at his sides.

"Man, Szayel is touching me!" Zommari yelled.

"I am not! I'm observing your leg..." Szayel said in defense.

"Man, don't frou." Zommari said looking off into the distance.

"He did it again!" Szayel squealed. "He called me Frou~"

"Uh, that's cause your clearly gay Szayel.." Grimmjow said rolling his eyes.

"I am not!" Szayel stated. "And being in love with myself doesn't count!" He said pointing a finger at Yammy, who was just about to open his mouth to state his opinion.

"Another day.." Aizen sighed sitting in his chair.

"Would you quit batting your eyes at me?" Nnoitra sneered looking at Szayel.

"I can look at you if I want to." Szayel said blinking continuously at Nnoitra.

"Man, don't frou.." Zommari whispered.

"I heard that!" Szayel stood up pointing a accusing finger at Zommari.

"You was supposed to hear it." Zommari said in a higher tone then usual.

"Are you all done?" Aizen said glaring at them.

They shut there mouths and begin listening to what Aizen had to say.

"Now, what are we going to have for dinner tonight? Opinions? Starting with Yammy."

"Uh, I don't know.. Why do you always asked me the hardest questions?"

"Oh Yammy... Stark??" Aizen said looking over to the sleeping Espada.

"Stark..."

"I got this Lord Aizen!" Said a green haired girl.

"Ah, Lilynette.." Aizen said with a smile.

"Stark!" She yelled in his ear shoving her fist down his throat. The Espadas gasped like the people on television, you know the real dramatic one, yeah, that one.

"Ah! Lily! What do you want? Let me sleep.." Stark protested falling back to sleep.

"If you do not awaken right now Coyote Stark I shall play the banjo every night till dawn in your room so you shall never sleep again." Aizen said in a stressed tone.

Stark's eyes shot open and he sat up straight for the first time in the throne room.

"Very good... Now, tell me your opinion.." Aizen said in a relaxed tone.

"On what?" Stark yawned.

"Dinner.." Aizen said glaring slightly.

"Yeah.." Stark nodded

"....." Aizen's face when blank

"What are we having for dinner?" Stark said with the most serious expression known to man.

In Aizen's mind right now he was ripping out his own hair, but because of his position as leader he had to stay cool.

"That's what were discussing Stark.." Aizen said in his. "Trying to be calm but really wanna kick your ass" tone.

"Oh, that explains why you just randomly said "Dinner.. Hah, for a second I thought you were just crazy.."

Aizen was trying to be as calm as possible. Could he keep it up? Or was Stark doomed?

It's not as good as I wanted it to be, but I hope it took away some of that boredom stored away! XD THANKS FOR READING!