Batman Got Run Over by a Reindeer
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the song—don't even know who does—and I don't own Batman or Robin or Alfred or Santy Claus or his reindeer. I wish I did… especially Robin… he ROCKS, and I'm not referring to the song!! ;)
Batman got run over by a reindeer
Returning to the Batcave Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Alfred we believe
He'd been drinkin' too much eggnog
When he said he had patrol, and I said no
He told me not to worry and pushed past me
And then he drove out of the cave into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
All we could do was stand and gape
He had hoof prints on his cowl
And incriminating Claus marks on his cape
Batman got run over by a reindeer
Returning to the Batcave Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Alfred we believe
Now a question that's arisen
About the Bat's sudden demise
Is whether I should don the Bat-suit?
Now wouldn't Gordon be a lot surprised?
It's not Christmas without Batman
All of us are dressed in black
Yet I still can't help but wonder
Should I impound Claus or cut him a bit of slack?
Batman got run over by a reindeer
Returning to the Batcave Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Alfred we believe
Now his coffin is all laid out
It's made of the finest wood
All I could think of was the Joker
And how he'd laugh and dance and have a day so good
We're all wondering who was at fault
And why he ended up like that
But I think that from now I won't
Drink eggnog 'cause of its effects on bats!
Batman got run over by a reindeer
Returning to the Batcave Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Alfred we believe
Batman got run over by a reindeer
Returning to the Batcave Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Alfred we believe!
Dick: (growling) You've been listening to Christmas carols on the internet again, haven't you?!
Me: Hehe… well… ::cough, ahem::
Dick: I thought so! I TOLD you not to do that again! It makes you crazier than usual!
Me: Look, bucko, one more comment like that and I'll be writing ANOTHER parody!
Dick: Like what?
Me: It goes like this!—"Robin got run over by a reindeer, after arguing with me on Christmas Eve…"
Dick: Oh, no, you don't!!!
(War ensues, and I lose, so no more reindeer parodies. Oh, well. Happy Holidays!)