Note: 1. I do not own this show, all ideas except for my perverted instinct to ship something belongs to Danny Antonucci, and Cartoon Network.
2. Keep in mind this is a YAOI, you have been warned. If you don't like it, there's the door.
3. Enjoy! ;)
A Memorable Valentine's Day
He set up the vase of beautiful flowers carefully. Double D placed them in a form that he thought was prettiest. He had a most wide smile, but one could tell his face was oozing with nervousness, however. He wondered if his passionate plan would instill fear in their mindset, and scare them away. Double D's spine shook when he imagined this. He then began to think positive, and he said to himself in a husk voice not be heard by even the nearest bush outside his window, "No, they will finally understand, I know they will."
It was extremely quiet in the Cul-de-sac today, and it wasn't all that cold out this winter day as well, which was very nice. Sarah and Jimmy were in the zone of creativity this very day. They were minding their own business, carving clouds and hearts out of wood and painting them for some project they were working on. Ed was lying in his retreat, reading a comic on necromancy and witchcraft after getting his ass beat from annoying Jimmy and Sarah. His thoughts centered around the comic book burst when he heard the toast pop out of the toaster loudly. He sprung to his feet and made haste to the toaster in a most sloppy manner. He took the toast, the butter, and used his whole hand to rub the butter on the surface in such a non-formal fashion. The massively distorting sight would scare Double D if he were there to witness it. After fixing himself a cup of his favorite food in the whole world, gravy, he choked down his breakfast upon remembering that he, and Eddy are supposed to meet up at Double D's house to rendezvous. After chugging all the gravy down his throat he immediately slipped his shoes on, and ran off to Eddy's house to make certain he's on his way to Double D's place of residence as well, for they just cannot miss their Valentine's Day scam.
Eddy was in the middle of preparing for this special event, little did he know Double D has something different planned for him and Mono-brow. As he zipped up his jacket, he heard a loud bang coming from his from his front door. He rushed towards the door to see what the commotion was all about. "What the hell, Ed?", he said with a very expressive look of anger on his face after witnessing the aftermath Ed created. From the looks of it, he ran right through the door without thought of any consequence. He sighted Ed "borrowing" more gravy from the refrigerator's inventory, because god forbid Single D runs out of this substance in his vault of meat juice paradise. Eddy yelled, "Dammit, Ed. I just got that fixed from the last time you wrecked the door!" After Ed took the gravy from the refrigerator in an amazingly "cunning" way, he picked up Eddy in such an uncomfortable and unordily fashion Before Eddy could bitch some more about Ed's ridiculous informality, Ed abruptly yelled, "The time, Eddy! Double D's house we go, right now!", and he ran with the speed of a racecar.
Edd was preparing for this event that will decide a friendship forever. He created a special liquid supplement, just for Ed. A shiver ran down his spine as he heard the bell ring. He looked over to the camera he himself had made, and he sighted Ed and Eddy behind the door. His back immediately straightened out of nervous excitement, and he made his way towards the door to greet the friends that appear in your life once in one million lifetimes. "Greetings and salutations, my friends!", Double D greeted most formally. Eddy noticed he was a bit shaky, like a kid trying to suppress excitement for unwrapping gifts on Christmas day. Ed messily made his pathway towards the kitchen, and opened up the can of gravy. Noticing Ed had an intention of drinking the gravy as is, Double D exclaimed, "No, Ed! I'll help you, don't eat it like that. It's disgusting!" He picked up the can of the gravy once belonging to Eddy, and prepared a boiling process for the sauce. "So, have you made the setup for our special scam this Valentines Day?", Eddy questioned. Edd had to pause for a second, and turned around to say shakily, "You'll see it soon enough, Eddy." Eddy pondered his thoughts while little baka Ed squeezed his body as close to the floor as possible...god only knows why… "What's up with Double D today?", Eddy thought to himself. Edd was stirring the gravy around, and when nobody was looking, he immediately slipped a little surprise he made into the liquid. "Finished, Ed!" He yelled as he placed the gravy over on the table, and had a graceful smile on his face when he opened a chair for Ed to sit. While Single D drank some of what appeared to him as his meal, Eddy yelled, "So, are you gonna prestent it to us yet, or what?" He was getting pissed now. While Double D corrected him, stating, "I believe the word you are looking for is present, Eddy.", Ed fell to the floor. "Bingo, sleeping like a baby!" Edd thought to himself in such a secretive and cunning manner, it actually surprised me a little. "Ed! Wake your ass up, I need you for our best scheme yet!", Eddy screamed in the sleeping one's ear and slapped him on the face a couple of times. Double D reasoned in a harder tone than usual, "Eddy, let him sleep. He must ha- he must have went a long time without rest." "Please, you and I both know Ed was filled with energy when we got here, and what's wrong with you? You're so sketchy today." Eddy complained with loads of questions and concerns, like a detective questioning a potential suspect. "One minute, Eddy." Double D said calmly as he cleared up the mess Ed has made. Single D had dropped the mug, which still contained a considerable amount of gravy before physics had its way with it. It came to Double D's surprise that Ed didn't finish the whole "meal". "It was that strong? Wow, more extreme than I had originally imagined! I better make note of that when I'm done." Double D thought, as he dragged Ed over a set of four blankets and a pillow he set up in his room before the two even got here. As Double D was tucking Ed in with such care he noticed that Eddy was extremely irritated now, so he picked up the most beautiful package ever set. It was a really warm looking, sparkly, and a neatly wrapped package. Double D ordered like a dog's owner, "Come on, Eddy!"
They set out and made their way on top of the Peach Creek Junior High school building, just as Double D had planned. Let me remind you perverts who dare read this that the weather in the neighborhood was very nice, considering we are talking about February. School was cancelled because of the amount of snow that has gathered the day before this particular day, which worked in Edd's fancy. Even though a school isn't a place suitable for some of the actions Double D and Eddy were about to commit, you can see all of the Cul-de-sac from there. Edd picked the best spot for what he was about to perform. "So, what's in the box? You made me wait all this time, so it better be something good, sockhead." Eddy complained, dripping with attitude and ignorance about what's gonna go down. "I-I k-kind of… m-made this for you, Eddy.", Double D stuttered. He handed over the box. The beautiful exterior of the box was torn open by Eddy's greedy hands. The fragile box opened up, and he viewed the glory of the prettiest flowers that one can possibly order in a vase, which must have taken forever for Edd to prepare. Double D witnessed the curiosity floating upon Eddy's face, as he tries to figure out how something like this is for his plan to screw people over. "Um, how is this supposed to contribute to our Valentine's day scam? Eddy questioned with an agonizing sense of curiosity. "Oh, it is anything but a scam, Eddy! No, it's actually a representation of all the-the times my s-stomach blossoms w-w-wh-when I see you. I l-love you a whole lot, and I was hoping I c-could share a portion of th-this Valentine's Day with you."
Double D poured his heart out with so much affection, and Eddy's cheeks blushed redder, and redder with every warm word that had escaped this one's lips. Much to Edd's surprise, Eddy wasn't freaking out, no not at all. Eddy cracked a most warm, sensitive, and understanding smile that Double D was lucky enough to witness. Indeed, this smile that Eddy was rocking could make the coldest person's soul seer into liquid within a heartbeat. "Oh, your face Double D. You're such a cute mess! There's no need to be shy, get over here, you!" Eddy squealed, he set down the vase very gently, pulling Double D over to him with great force, and locked lips with his very lightly. They kissed and kissed, so sweetly, and the snow surrounding them didn't show a single trace of disgusting impurities that could ruin the sight of this perfect moment. I remember seeing a mother cardinal feeding its babies.
This lasted for about eleven minutes or so before they stopped making out. Double D demanded in the sweetest manner possible, "Hey, put this on to cover your sense of sight, my love." Eddy was in a state of confusion once again, and he put it on out of curiosity and trust. This is the part of the story when you tell me you don't want to read the rest, but I know your filthy secret. You want to know what they do, you pervert, so I'll tell you… Eddy felt somebody's tongue in a most teasing, and pleasing way, racing and rolling around in his ear. He began to feel tense all over from this. "Might you lift up your arms baby, so I can take off your shirt?" Edd's voice rang in a much gentle tone. "Y-yes please." Eddy mewed back. To make the tension he was feeling become stronger, Eddy did just as he was instructed. He could feel the cold air make way around his skin. Though it was nice outside, we are still in February after all. This feeling went by in a flash, however. The sense of chill Eddy contained were broken….. when he felt that same wet muscle that licked his ear run down his chest, and around his tummy. The intensity… *pop*. All flames from hell broke loose, when Eddy's babe unchained his key for pollination. The very idea of this much exposure made Eddy weak, and he fell over. "Ku ku ku… you're much more sensitive than I imagined, love." Double D shared this thought with a perverted touch to his normal voice. Eddy's spine shook when he felt a finger pressing and circulating around his penis. Edd moved Eddy's lower half closer to him, and circulated an index finger around Eddy's asshole, and decided to reveal his mouth to the tip of Eddy's pecker. The weather no longer bothered Eddy, the warmth of their passionate lovemaking was far too powerful for the cold to intervene. He squirmed and squealed like an excited school girl, but then the mouth had stopped. Double D took off Eddy's eye wrap and demanded, "Tell me you want me." "Yes, I want… I want you so badly, darling!", Eddy exclaimed. "You're cumming right up, you are!", Edd yelled with joy, and continued sucking with so much passion. Eddy cried with loads of pleasure, this made a happy Double D to see his dear friend enjoy an activity that's a million times greater than the lust for money. Eddy moaned so hard and released some flower power that Edd lapped up happily. "*pant* *pant* Time to give back your respect, my darling." Eddy said, and he got up and kissed Double D's neck so tenderly.
Edd's cheeks flushed red when Eddy reached around his waist, and creeped his hand downward to squeeze his buttocks… Eddy always has his eye on the prize, doesn't he? This went on for about four or five minutes, until Eddy said, "Take your pants and underwear off, babe. I'm gonna make you wail like a wolf for me." He demanded this while putting his clothes back on. "Yes, love. I accept." Double D obeyed, and after that he got into a very perverse and submissive position that got him hot and bothered. "Ahhh, nice view from here." Eddy said with a devilish grin, and he kissed Double D's scrotum. Out of impatience, Eddy quickly drew his colorful tongue out, and started tossing salad so tenderly, as well as running his arms up Edd's shirt to caress his body all over. All of this made Double D feel amazingly hot. The actions that Eddy was committing made Double D feel like the luckiest, and most confident boy on Earth… especially having been able to satisfy one he loves very much. Let me tell you that Edd had a caged boner to begin with, and he felt worlds better when Eddy started jerking him off as well. Eddy continued on making chemistry with this boy's nature, faster now, and there was just too much pressure held up in Double D's stomach. Just moments after Eddy sped up, Edd cried like a pussy in heat, "Aaaawwwwhhh! Eddyyyyy!" He came all over the place… it was a memorable… and sweet vision to behold…
After wiping the sweat off of Double D's face, and helping to put his undies and pants back on, Eddy asks, "So, what's left for today?" "I'd say you call it a day and retreat. I need to go back to my house and take care of Ed. I feel terrible that I forcefully put him to rest." Edd answered, his guilty conscience starting to kick in. "So, you put Lumpy to sleep? Shoulda known it was you, heh. Hey, I'm gonna help you take him home. Then we can both go home and rest.", Eddy replied with such a graceful smile, picking up the vase and holding it close. "Oh no, Eddy. That won't do at all… and if you're going to come with me, you're staying until Ed is also satisfied.", Double D said with such a perverted smile spread across his face. "Woah woah woah! You don't actually mean…", Eddy thought out loud. It took him a while to gather up his thoughts. While gathering them, his train of mind stumbled upon rather "interesting" thoughts about what he would do to Ed personally. He then replied, "Hey, I like your way of thinking Double D.", with a very mischievous look in his eyes. They looked at each other, all smiles, and started back towards Edd's household. Upon returning, Eddy set aside the vase on a table and they both gave Ed a warm bath, and dressed him up in Double D's father's favorite tuxedo. Now, they're waiting for Ed to wake up, planning what wonders they are gonna do to make Sleeping Beauty's yellow skin, bones, and muscles tremble with pleasure…To be continued.
Feel free to tell me how it was. I'll accept valid criticism, can't learn without making a few mistakes right? Anyway, stay frosty!