Kaito's Banana.
"Kaito...I want your banana."A certain blonde Vocaloid whispered into Kaito's ear. The blue haired man yelped and sprang upwards off the couch, whirling to face Len, a look of sheer terror on his face, "I'm sorry...WHAT?"he wailed, his face red. Len stared at the older Vocaloid, pointing at the couch from which Kaito had just fled. Sure enough, there was a banana beside where he'd been. "That banana, I wanted it. Is it yours?" he questioned tilting his head, causing Kaito to sigh with relief. "Thank Yamaha, I thought you meant...Something else."he breathed, picking up the banana and handing it to Len, causing the blonde to squeal with delight, crouching on the couch like Smeagle from L.O.T.R on the cushions and stroke it, repeatedly hissing at Kaito and mumbling, "My precious...~" Facepalming, Kaito exited the room, he couldn't take Len's stupidity, it was like he was on crack or something weird like that...Or maybe a disease to the brain. 'Well, whatever it is, I don't want to catch it!'he cooed, thinking about how cool he was before he walked right into the wall.
~Author's note~
If you were wondering no, this was not supposed to make sense whatsoever. It's a crack fanfic, and I might write more about each vocaloid. Some more mature than the others, and some more cute and humorous. But anyways, thanks a bunch for reading, and feel free to review or inbox me!~ :D Have a sweel day/night. c: Oh p.s, it's supposed to be that short. ;D