Chapter one: in which it main protagonist is introduced, he does some random stuff, develops the plot line and shit, and generally screws over the vast majority of the human race without really intending to, as he often does.
A young man walks down his driveway. It just so happens that today, the 30th of June, while not his birthday, is the day he was expecting the arrival of an incredibly important package. At least, important to him.
So what will the name of the young man be?
