AUTHOR'S NOTE: First Comic Party fanfiction! Enjoy!

SUMMARY: Taishi's next plan to take over the world involves disturbing doujinshi, the minds of children, and avoiding age gates. This can't end well. Rated T for hints of disturbing themes.

11:42 P.M.

Kazuki was late up in his room once again, finishing up some drawings on his latest doujinshi. He was entirely lost in the world of his own drawings, not aware of a certain psycho outside of his window.

"KAZUKI!" The psycho suddenly yelled, causing Kazuki to jump and fall out of his chair onto the cold, hard floor.

"Ow, my head." Kazuki muttered, turning towards the window to see who was yelling at him. "Taichi?"

"Wow, brother, you were really into it." Taishi said. "It took me forever to get your attention. Well, it's too bad you'll have to scrap it now..."

"What do you mean I have to scrap it now?" Kazuki asked.

"I mean, I found out the perfect way to take over the world!"

Kazuki rolled his eyes, something he didn't do often. Taishi had a new "take over the world with doujinshi" scam every week.

"What is it this time?" Kazuki asked, turning back towards his drawings.

"We're going to make the next Evangelion!" Taishi said.

"The next...Evangelion?" Kazuki asked with confusing. "You mean like a doujinshi with all the characters?"

"No, brother. We're going to be as popular as Evangelion! You see, my dear brother, Evangelion became popular because it was dark and violent and disturbing and was for kids. That means all we need to do to get famous is write dark and disturbing stuff and aim it towards children!"

"Taishi, I'm pretty sure that's not why-"

"Yes, of course! It's been under my nose the whole time! Dark and depressing stuff appeals to a unique audience and reels in children as well! WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

Taishi jumped through the window, went over to Kazuki's desk, and threw his current drawings in the trash.

"Those silly drawings will get you nowhere!" Taishi said. "It's time to take over the world!"

3:02 A.M.

"Come on, Taishi, I just wanna go to bed." Kazuki said.

"Not until you draw me something amazing, dark, and cynical!" Taishi yelled at him.

"I dunno, I just...can't do that type of story. I guess I'm not that dark and unstable a person."

Taishi smirked. "I thought you'd might say that."

As he said that, he began to open a bag he had behind his back. Inside of it were films like The Human Centipede, A Serbian Film, and Ichi the Killer.

"I'm going to make you unstable for the sake of conquering the world, brother."

12:04 P.M.

"Stop! Please! No more!" Kazuki yelled, sleep-deprived and scarred for life, as Taishi ejected the desk of Faces of Death from the DVD player and put in Visitor Q. "HAVE MERCY!"

"Mercy does not conquer the world, brother!" Taishi snapped back, pointing at Kazuki. "Believe it or not, I'm tired too. But I must mess your brain up, so we can conquer the world! Now I will press Play!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yeah, I haven't actually seen any of those movies. Too messed up for me. Yikes. Some might consider Taishi a little bit meaner then usual, but he did leave Kazuki all alone at his first doujinshi convention where he was selling doujinshi in the original series. This is a bit of a short chapter, but we'll get into the actual doujinshi-making and Yu making an appearance next chapter! R&R highly appreciated!