The Doctor was sitting in his Big Oblong Space Explorer Machine (BOSeM) most notable for being smaller than the area that surrounds it. Then, from outside, was heard the sounds of the Dereks, which were Glad Trash Bags cursed by a voodoo witch from the future, or something. "Excrement!" They shouted to the doctor, played by Beniduck Cumberbund. He shouted "Yiminy!" His catchphrase, and brought out his "Astronomy Stick," which was just a wrench taped onto a cat. Then, the Dereks died, or something.

Then, Amy Rose, from the Sonic games kissed Beniduck. "Whoa," said Doctor Who, which is definitely his name. "You've certainly raised up MY astronomy stick!" Laughter ensues.

"Oh no," said Amy, now replaced with "Kartla Velvet the Princess," because of copyright reasons. "It's the Gargoyles of Yore!"

"Don't speak!" Said Mr. Whom. "Whatever you need to say, pantomime it, or else they will surely vacuumize us!" Oh, I forgot, the Gargoyles of Yore already showed up.

And because the next few lines are in Pantomime, this'll be really hard to write down.

Sr. Que Personas pointed to his Astronomy stick, then Kartla pointed to her purity ring. Then, "Pediatrician? What?" crossed his arms to say no. Then he pointed to his Astronomy stick, and then the Gargoyles of Yore. Amy, I mean Kartla Velvet the Princess shrugged. The Doctor Who then licked his elbow. I don't think this was to communicate anything in Pantomime, really, it was just to show off. He whipped out his Astronomy Stick, then he took out the wrench with a cat taped on. He threw it towards the Gargoyles of Yore, and they died because of it.

"Yiminy!" said The Doctor, now a female for some reason. "My astronomy stick has been destroyed!"

"It's funny, because that can be taken both ways, because you turned into a woman," said Kartla Velvet the Princess, not helping.

Doctar Whoop grabbed her own boobs in anger. Then, with no reason behind it, Velvet died, possibly for a ratings thing.

"This is saaaaad!" Screamed the Doctor, now menstruating.

The end…

…OR IS IT?

(Of course it's not because there's more writing, ya dumbass.)

Zoom out to reveal that the entire thing was all just a dream. Turns out that every time that Jimbly escaped to this fantasy to help him with the death of his grandfather… clock. His grandfather clock died. Jimbly would imagine this world when he drew, which was hard for him because he suffered from… diabetes. More sad ensues.

Which makes you think, who are the real doctors? The ones who actually work at a hospital and improve peoples health, or the ones who throw cats at gargoyles? The world will never know the truth…

…OR IS IT?!

Twist ending!

(This way, I can make a sequel.)