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Makoto Naegi Meets Kaniff
By J.S. Rivas
November 6, 2011
Keniff Kaniff from conneticut the in the closet homosexual after many years not hearing from Aristotle, and the faliure of a cartoon "The Slim Shady Show". Kaniff now spends his time going to gay bars and at times attend Eminem concerts. Kaniff decided to go to Japan for vacation and get some action in the meantime; As fate would have it kaniff would happen to be in Tokyo and be around the prestigious Hope Peak Academy. It was then that he would see 'The Super Duper High School Lucky' Makoto Naegi. This would be bad luck as Kaniff was mesmerized by Makoto's height, eyes, hair, and most importantly... his ass. This led him to dug for information on Naegi and soon would discover his number which would lead to the set of events for Makoto...
"Let's call this motherfucker" Said Ken to himself
"Oh fuck yeah" Moaned Ken "Give him a piece of my mind... Piece of my ass"
An operator picked up "Hello how my I help you?"
"Oh thank you, I need to make a collect call"
"Okay what the number?"
"The number is xxx-xxx-xxxx" (Classified)
Voice Machine "At the tone please state your name"
"keniff Kaniff from connecticut... Atomated piece of shit" Mumbled Ken
Naegi was in his room listening to some new music from Maizono group, Then he felt his cell phone virbrate, he got out his phone and answered it...
"Mushi Mushi" Said Makoto
"Hey there cock boy" Greeted Kaniff, Naegi tense up both to the fact it was an american and he understood what he just said. Naegi english was decent but still needed work...
"Um... Who's this?"
"Ken Kaniff"
"Who?"
"Ken Kaniff from conneticut"
"Connecticut?... I don't... know anybody from... Connecticut"
"Yeah you wanna get a hotel room with me?" Said Ken, Sexually
"...A hotel room?" Replied Naegi
"Yeah you want me to lick your ass Naegi?" Makoto started to chuckle a bit, he sounded familiar, this guy was creepy but it was funny
"H-Hey who this Hagakure?" Chuckled Naegi
"Hey you want me to melt in your mouth, and not in your hand?, Melt in your ass, ya little cockboy" Naegi chuckled
"What... hey shut up man" Joked Naegi
"Oh you think I'm lying Huh?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha!" Naegi laughed out loud "Alright I'm going to hang up man"
"See you soon cockboy" Said Ken
"Ha ha ha oh shut up you little bitch" Naegi hanged up, still laughing about the call as Komaru came in...
"Oni-chan what's so funny" Asked Komaru, curious of the laughter
"Oh hey Komaru" Sighed Naegi "I just had a very hilarious phone call"
"What's it about?"
"I got a call from an american and he said really disturbing things"
"Then why are you laughing?"
"I couldn't help but laugh at his voice and to be honest he sounded familiar"
"Really but we don't know any american"
"I know but I think I heard him somewhere just can't remember what it was from"
"Dad use to visit America" Added Komaru "If anyone should know it's dad"
-Meanwhile in Kaniff Hotel room-
Keniff Kaniff began looking for Naegi's address, and then begun coming up on a plan on kidnaping Makoto; but first Kaniff would head to the nearest bar from his hotel as he would begin his plan tomorrow.
As he went out to the bar, some people passing by couldn't help but stare at Kaniff, as they notice his appearance and his deep voice. Kaniff was talking and flirting with fellow homosexuals, as some friendly locals helped him discover some nice locations around the city.
-Meanwhile in Casa de Naegi-
Makoto went to ask his father some questions, as Mr. Naegi would be busy dusting the knick knacks for Mrs. Naegi, as his wife kindly 'ask' him to do it
"Hey dad do you have a minute?" Asked Naegi
"Yeah what's on your mind?" Asked Mr. Naegi
"You used to travel to america right?"
"Well yes but only in California.. on a business trip" Added Mr. Naegi
"So you wouldn't happen to know a person from Connecticut?"
"Nope not a single person"
"So you didn't met a american by the name of Ken Kaniff?"
"Ken Kaniff... Weird I was Friends with someone named Jimmie Robinson, but no Kaniff... altough he sounds familiar"
"Yeah I was hoping you knew"
"Kaniff... Kaniff... Ken Kaniff" Pondered Mr. Naegi
"I had this phone call by an american with that name, He called himself Ken Kaniff from Connecticut"
Mr. Naegi Snapped his finger "Say that Again!"
"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut"
"You said Ken Kaniff right"
Then Mr. Naegi started to remember... something terrible
"Yes?"
"You mean from that cd I got for you kids a long time ago?"
"A CD?"
"Yes a album that Jamie gave me for you kids"
"This was when we were kids?"
"Yeah it was back..." Pondered Mr. Naegi "Hmm... How old are you now Makoto?"
"fifteen" Replied Makoto
"Okay so this was mid 1999, so this was twelve years ago. You was only three years old, Komaru was only one"
"Alright so it was a album"
"Yeah"
"What was it called?"
"The Slim Shady LP, you can look but please don't let Komaru hear it"
"Why not?"
"Makoto you don't know this but when I let your mother hear it, I got in big trouble" Mr. Naegi paused as remembered that terrible punishment he got "J-Just listen to it and you will see"
"Okay dad" Said Makoto, who felt a bit sorry for his father. Naegi took the album his dad got out of the cd case and began listening to it
-The Next morning-
It was a regular day for the class of 78 as the teacher was giving his lecture on calculaus...
"So as you take the x in the equation, you see..." The teacher paused, arritated "Mr. Naegi can you please take off the ear buds!"
Makoto bobbing his head to the Album, and sure enough he still couldn't get enough of it. The teacher made a b-line to Makoto as he was humming to the lyrics, The teacher prepared his ruler and... WHAM! broke the ruler aganist Makoto's head.
"Ow!" Cried Naegi
"Next time it will be a bat, now pay attention" Hissed the teacher
Almost the whole class snickered, except a concerned few, Makoto rubbed his head and decided he better focus...
-later-
At the cafeteria Makoto was listening to the LP as the other boys was curious to what he was listening to. Some of them were trying to just eat their lunch, but they were really curious...
"Hey Naegi...Naegi!... Naegi!" Snaped Owada, as he yanked the right earbud off of Naegi's ear...
"Wh-Wh-What!?" Studded Makoto
"Dude you been listening to that album the whole day" Said Kuwata "What are you listening to and is that a portable cd player?"
"Oh aha ha" Laughed Naegi, nervously "I'm listening to an old CD that my dad got me when I was only three"
"Really... It was be really good for you to be listening to it" Acquired Yamada
"What's it's called?" Asked Hagakure
"It's called the Slim Shady LP" Replied Makoto
"The Slim Shady LP?" Repeated Owada "Isn't that the second album from that american named Eminem?"
"Classmate Naegi that is definably not welcomed in a school enviroment!" Shouted Ishimaru
"I didn't knew you listen to american music" Replied Hagakure "Yet alone Hip-Hop Naegi-chii"
"Well not really but I actually like it" Said Naegi "My dad got it when he was in America, but he didn't know how inapproprate it was"
"No question about it" Agreed Ishimaru
"I heard from a friend it's really messed up" Said Owada
"Well Yeah but it's actually good it's whacky and really meanful in some areas, It's really amazing for Hip-Hop"
"In basic terms just more trash" Said Togami
"Well that not true, I heard some other Hip-Hop songs before and there were meanful and amazing"
"And your dad gave you this?" Asked Owada
"Yeah... but my father told me when mom heard the cd, she flat out got mad at him"
"How bad" Asked Yamada
"Let's just say that the last thing you ever would want is get my mother angry" Makoto was starting to shiver "Nothing that anyone would do will never amount to what she could do when she is livid"
"Whoa" said Kuwata
"But to be honest I like this album, seriously I think I found a new muse"
"I just wish it was something more approprate" Said Ishimaru
"You should listen to the Marshall Mathers LP" Added Owada "I heard it's Eminem best album"
The boys went back to eating lunch, as for Naegi continuing to listen to the album. However outside the cafetaria a Ken was sitting on a tree bunch spyig on Makoto...
"Hmm... oh yeah" Moaned Kaniff "Can't wait to get a piece of that"
In the meantime some students went to get the staff, after seeing Ken in the tree and overhearing him. Kaniff manged to get away in time and headed back to his hotel room.
-After School-
Naegi was in his dorm room looking up some more information on ken kaniff only to find out he isn't real just a character voiced by aristople and later Eminem...
"So someone was making a prank" Realized Makoto "Well to be honest I should have noticed since he said almost extacly what he said on the skit, boy I feel stupid"
Naegi thought as he turned off his computer and decided to study on the notes Ikusaba was nice enough to lent. which after a few hours he went got dinner, then got to bed early; but there was something off as Naegi started to wake up feeling more groggy than usual...
"Ugh... what time is it" Sighed Naegi "And why does my room look different... Wait WHAT!" Snapped Naegi as he realized he is not in his room "Where the am I!" As Makoto looked around his surrondings to see he was in a hotel room, he also notice that the room was full of candles and the smell of incense. He tried to move but notice that he was tied to the bed.
"What the hell is going on!?"
"Hey there cockboy" Ken said
Naegi frozed as he heard the familiar voice again "K-K-Kaniff?" Studdered Naegi
"That's right it's kenny"
"No way you ain't real" Gasped Naegi "You're made up!"
"Hey now that hurts my feelings" Kaniff approached Makoto from the shadows, as Makoto looked at him with fear he also noticed his apprance; Kaniff looked like a strange man with a oval shaped head with a frauhawk that is red, blue eyes, and a wierd face. Kaniff also seem to be wearing a red robe with a black sash. "I can assure you that I'm very real"
"What do you want" dreaded Naegi
"Oh you know what I want"
"Whoa! Whoa! Hold it I thought you was joking!"
"Mmm..."
"What!"
"I love your hoodie where did you get I must have it"
"Hey forget the Hoodie just let me go!"
"I guess I can ask you later" Said Ken "I want to tap that now" As kaniff began stripping Naegi of his clothes
"Wait stop! Stop! Help!" Begged Naegi, Just as Kaniff was about to have his way with Naegi
WHAM!
The door bust down with swat team storming in the room. Kaniff got away from Naegi and put his hands up and handcuffing Kaniff, while other swat members untied him from the bed, asking if he was alright...
"Are you alright son?" Asked the swat man, Naegi nodded in response
"Thanks but how did you know I was here?" Asked Naegi
"Thank goodness I made it in time" Walking in the room was Kirigiri
"Kirigiri-san?"
"Yes when I saw Kaniff in the school grounds, I realized that he was the man wanted in japan for a crime he did two years ago" Paused Kirigiri "Also I looked at the surveillance footage and saw Kaniff take you away"
"Come on Kaniff" Said one of the swat men "You going to a nice cell were you can meet a nice cell mate for you"
"This isn't over I'll be back for you cockboy!" Declared Kaniff, as he was taken away. Naegi got himself decent as he was thanking Kirigiri for saving him.
-The Next Day-
Makoto went back to his room in one piece, thankful that the whole fiasco is over and listening to more eminem.
"Man I'm glad that whole thing is over" Sighed Makoto "Seriously any minute late and that Kaniff guy would have took my black cherry, I got to remember to give Kirigiri a thank you gift maybe I can give her that coffee she like"
But as Naegi was hearing his music; he couldn't help but feel an evil prescence in the air...
!
"Maybe it was my imagination"
"Naegi.." An ominous voice whispered
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To be continued
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