Fluffy: Hello! My name is !My nickname is Fluffy!
Naruto: Oi! Where the heck am I? Who are you?
Fluffy: Uh...I'm the fourth hokage!!
Sasuke: No your not.
Fluffy: Uh huh!
Sasuke: No.
Fluffy: Uh huh! I'll prove it!
Everybody:...?
Fluffy: Ok...I can't prove it...but I'm awesome!
Sakura: Not really..your just an average kid.
Fluffy: -Chibi cries-How could you?!?!
Everyone:...
Fluffy: Well...I'll get back at you anyway...
Sakura: How?
Fluffy: Oh...people will just ask me to make you do things that might be a little...different.
Naruto: Like what?
Fluffy: You'll see. When the first review comes...you'll wish you never appeared in..Dun Dun Dun! My house of...uh...um...oh I don't know.
Sasuke:?????...Well uh...who cares.
-ding-
Fluffy: We have some more Shinobi!!
-people enter-
Fluffy: Mwahahahaha! Welcome Shikamaru, Choji, Ino, Kiba...um...all of you!!!
Shikamaru: Where are we? Man what a drag.
Ino: Hey! Fluffy! What's up?
Fluffy: Hey Ino. I'm about to make you Ninja do things you don't wanna do.
Everyone: ...yea...and?
Fluffy:...your not scared?
Everybody:...No.
Fluffy: Fine! Let's see how you feel after the first one goes down!
Tamari: -Wind Scythe Jutsu-
Fluffy: Haha! Jutsu will not work on me! Kinda like my buddy Shukaku here! Right Shukaku?
Shukaku:-growls-
Kankuro: If Shukaku's there then..where's-
Gaara: I'm right here.
Everybody:..Your not dead?
Gaara:...
Fluffy: Ok now for our first request! Bring it on!