This fanfic is based on Final Fantasy 8. It's in the past, all new
obstacles and problems are occurring at this point.
Zell: HEY HEY! Squall! Want to be a guest in my live television show buddy?!
Squall: …..
Zell: Fujin is going to be there! And so is….. –He coughs- Rinoa..
Squall: -Mumbles- How the..?
Zell: What was that?
Squall: Nothing.
Zell shrugged his shoulders and forced Squall to follow him to the broadcasting station.
Zell: Okay! Here we go! You are the man of the hour!
Squall: ……
Backstage: 5…. 4…. 3… 2.. 1.. Start!
Zell: H..H..Hey! A..And W..Welcome to.. Zell's Love Machine!
Squall: -What the hell…?-
Zell: What have three HOT! Er.. I mean LOVELY woman to choose from! Isn't Squally boy here lucky?!
Squall: …..No.
Zell: Alright, alright. Bachlorette number one is a spunky girl with a flipped hair do! Bachlorette number two is OBSSESSED with Squall.. Literally. And Bachlorette number three is an anger-filled beast who is just in this for the money!
Bachlorette 3: RAGE!
-Behind the screen, shading the woman's looks, there are screams of staff (men) crying out loud in pain.-
Zell: ….Uhm… Erm.. Okay.. Anyway.. Squall.. You will now meet one of these lovely ladies. You have no choice but to choose one and go out on a date.. So make this quick!
Backstage: -Men speak in Zell's ear piece- NO NO NO! Damnit Zell, he has to ask questions first!
Zell: OH! CRAP! ….. –Coughs- But first you must ask them questions Squall.. Before you meet them all and choose.
Backstage: -Screams in his ear piece again- NO! He chooses before he sees them!
Zell: GAH! WAIT! You have to ask questions.. Then choose a woman.. And THEN you will see them all... Okay?
Squall: ……
Zell: …. You have to ask questions now!
Squall: Number.. 3.. Do you favor the power of good or evil?
Three: ….. RAGE!
Zell: Oh boy..
Squall: Two.. Uh.. What do you enjoy doing?
Two: OH OH! That's SO easy! I like dancing silly! And I like dancing with you even if you don't like it my lover Squall you!
Squall: …. One… Do you want to be here?
One: -Giggles- Well, yes I do. It sounded like fun so I joined in! Tee hee!
Squall: …. –I have the worst feeling about this-
Zell: WOO HOO! We will take a phone call before Squall chooses his date for the night!
The phone rings and Zell picks up.
Zell: Hello caller. What would you like to tell Squall?
Mystery Caller: Squall…! I'm going to kill you! If your date doesn't! BWAHAHAHA!
Squall: … At least someone still hates me.
Mystery Caller: Oh and Chicken Wuss, I"ll get you too! BWAHAHA!
Zell: Grrr.. –He gets angry and starts practicing for a fight.
Mystery Caller: Your show sucks Chicken Wuss! BWAH!
Zell: I'LL GET YOU SEIFER!
Seifer: …..How'd you know it was me?! –Throws a temper tantrum- That isn't fair! You guys always get me!
Zell: …..You…. Are so…. Moronic..
At that point, Zell hangs up the phone, laughing hysterically. –Click.-
Zell: Okay buddy! Now it's your time to choose a lucky lady!
Squall: ….Uh… I think.. Uh.. Two.
Zell: CONGRATULATIONS! Bachlorette please reveal yourself!
Rinoa: YIPPIE! -She runs over to Squall and hops onto him. She nearly knocks him over- Yes! I knew it was love! We were destined to be together my love bug you!
Squall: ….. –Oh crap… Not her-
Rinoa: Muah! –Plants a kiss on his lips- Lovey Dovey, we are going on a romantic dinner. Dancing and wine and. Doughnuts!
Fujin: RAGE! -She runs out from behind the screen, screaming and throwing a tantrum before beginning to beat up the camera man on camera two.-
Zell: …….Fujin….. Take Prozac, I beg you to!
Fujin: YOU! –Out of anger, Fujin starts to jet after Zell for his comment-
Zell: EEP! –Runs away, crying hysterically.- Heeeelp Mee!
A noise comes from the first curtain as Selphie comes rolling out. She feel off her chair and tripped her way out from behind the screen.
Selphie: Tee hee! Oopsies!
Squall: ……
Rinoa: Oh I love you Squall! What?! Me?! Marry you?! I WILL I WILL!
Squall: ……..!
Zell Stops running after hearing Rinoa.
Zell: You asked her to marry you?! Dude, you rock! Well look at that, even before the date he fell in love!
It was a mistake for Zell to stop, because right after, Fujin rammed into his back, tackling him into the ground, face first.
Producer: ……. Go.. . To… Commercial.. NOW!
-TV Show ends.-
Zell: HEY HEY! Squall! Want to be a guest in my live television show buddy?!
Squall: …..
Zell: Fujin is going to be there! And so is….. –He coughs- Rinoa..
Squall: -Mumbles- How the..?
Zell: What was that?
Squall: Nothing.
Zell shrugged his shoulders and forced Squall to follow him to the broadcasting station.
Zell: Okay! Here we go! You are the man of the hour!
Squall: ……
Backstage: 5…. 4…. 3… 2.. 1.. Start!
Zell: H..H..Hey! A..And W..Welcome to.. Zell's Love Machine!
Squall: -What the hell…?-
Zell: What have three HOT! Er.. I mean LOVELY woman to choose from! Isn't Squally boy here lucky?!
Squall: …..No.
Zell: Alright, alright. Bachlorette number one is a spunky girl with a flipped hair do! Bachlorette number two is OBSSESSED with Squall.. Literally. And Bachlorette number three is an anger-filled beast who is just in this for the money!
Bachlorette 3: RAGE!
-Behind the screen, shading the woman's looks, there are screams of staff (men) crying out loud in pain.-
Zell: ….Uhm… Erm.. Okay.. Anyway.. Squall.. You will now meet one of these lovely ladies. You have no choice but to choose one and go out on a date.. So make this quick!
Backstage: -Men speak in Zell's ear piece- NO NO NO! Damnit Zell, he has to ask questions first!
Zell: OH! CRAP! ….. –Coughs- But first you must ask them questions Squall.. Before you meet them all and choose.
Backstage: -Screams in his ear piece again- NO! He chooses before he sees them!
Zell: GAH! WAIT! You have to ask questions.. Then choose a woman.. And THEN you will see them all... Okay?
Squall: ……
Zell: …. You have to ask questions now!
Squall: Number.. 3.. Do you favor the power of good or evil?
Three: ….. RAGE!
Zell: Oh boy..
Squall: Two.. Uh.. What do you enjoy doing?
Two: OH OH! That's SO easy! I like dancing silly! And I like dancing with you even if you don't like it my lover Squall you!
Squall: …. One… Do you want to be here?
One: -Giggles- Well, yes I do. It sounded like fun so I joined in! Tee hee!
Squall: …. –I have the worst feeling about this-
Zell: WOO HOO! We will take a phone call before Squall chooses his date for the night!
The phone rings and Zell picks up.
Zell: Hello caller. What would you like to tell Squall?
Mystery Caller: Squall…! I'm going to kill you! If your date doesn't! BWAHAHAHA!
Squall: … At least someone still hates me.
Mystery Caller: Oh and Chicken Wuss, I"ll get you too! BWAHAHA!
Zell: Grrr.. –He gets angry and starts practicing for a fight.
Mystery Caller: Your show sucks Chicken Wuss! BWAH!
Zell: I'LL GET YOU SEIFER!
Seifer: …..How'd you know it was me?! –Throws a temper tantrum- That isn't fair! You guys always get me!
Zell: …..You…. Are so…. Moronic..
At that point, Zell hangs up the phone, laughing hysterically. –Click.-
Zell: Okay buddy! Now it's your time to choose a lucky lady!
Squall: ….Uh… I think.. Uh.. Two.
Zell: CONGRATULATIONS! Bachlorette please reveal yourself!
Rinoa: YIPPIE! -She runs over to Squall and hops onto him. She nearly knocks him over- Yes! I knew it was love! We were destined to be together my love bug you!
Squall: ….. –Oh crap… Not her-
Rinoa: Muah! –Plants a kiss on his lips- Lovey Dovey, we are going on a romantic dinner. Dancing and wine and. Doughnuts!
Fujin: RAGE! -She runs out from behind the screen, screaming and throwing a tantrum before beginning to beat up the camera man on camera two.-
Zell: …….Fujin….. Take Prozac, I beg you to!
Fujin: YOU! –Out of anger, Fujin starts to jet after Zell for his comment-
Zell: EEP! –Runs away, crying hysterically.- Heeeelp Mee!
A noise comes from the first curtain as Selphie comes rolling out. She feel off her chair and tripped her way out from behind the screen.
Selphie: Tee hee! Oopsies!
Squall: ……
Rinoa: Oh I love you Squall! What?! Me?! Marry you?! I WILL I WILL!
Squall: ……..!
Zell Stops running after hearing Rinoa.
Zell: You asked her to marry you?! Dude, you rock! Well look at that, even before the date he fell in love!
It was a mistake for Zell to stop, because right after, Fujin rammed into his back, tackling him into the ground, face first.
Producer: ……. Go.. . To… Commercial.. NOW!
-TV Show ends.-