Its been 5 yrs sints the bckstrt bois went to hel and kild litl lunch.
Kevin… was the only bckstrt boi left alive… the rest were fucked anyway, they would have been male prostitutes. Kevin now owns a lian sectary. He has a secrt child sex slave ring of ovr 200 chidrn.
The fbi hav ben kepin a i on kevink becuz of this. Litle did kvin no, the fbi were sending in theyre top operativ… Baby Fukin Jake. "I wil fuk him in his as wif a dido" sad baby Fukin jake
"cam down babe, ur a baby u cunt do that" sad chief of fbi
"k, lol" sadi baby Fukin Jake
"yeh! Takit!" scremd kevink as he fukd a babby lain, the bby lain screamed like a bitch then cummed all over another baby lion, lol jk kunt I liyin'.
b.j (baby fukjin iake) was waching kebvin wif bioncolurs thro the wifdow
"im gona havea carl in Isaac fordis one"
B.F.J pulled out a fucking jetpack… coz he a fukin' kunté. He floo throo the wifdow and kickd kelvin klien in the fukin mouth. Kevin went fling inyto the worl and scremd "ur hot lool"
All of a sudden, the sky went black as night… Kevin had summond the dragonborls
"almighty shenron, bring back aj" scremd kevin
"how 'bout the other ones?" said shenron
"nah, fuk them" said kevin
and then the sky parted and down came aj belching "Check out mah glasses mung"
"wot da fuck, ur suppozedd to be bein fucked in the ass coz u a stripper" said kuk
Isaac came and then jumped out of a helcopter and kikd aj 'I want it that way' was playing earbleedingly loud in the background. Nobody could hear what anyone was saying. They've just been pointlessly moaning at eachother this whole time, honestly… HOW FUKIN RELATEABLE!
Aj puld out a machine gun and open fird on Isaac antil he was just a bloody mush.
"oh no not Isaac who gives a shit?" said baby fucking jake
quentin tarantino cumed in and started cumming on copies of little nicky violently, he was screaming "CAN A WHOOP-ASS, CAN A WHOOP-ASS mmmmmmmmm" It was completely inaudible due to the amount of adam sandle's cum in his mouth, frothing, frothing, frothing.
B.j shot Quentin in the hefd and kild him.
Baby fukin jake started eating the jizzed on copies of little nicky for sustenance, "mmm sandel u taste zo ass whoopin good" as aj fondled his glasses in the corner becuz kevin forgot to feed him.
Kevin relised his lioans onto baby fukin jake and they ate him like really fast not as fast as sanic tho. Kevin was froud, baby fuckin cake (world renowned) was dead. Kevin then realised he forgot about his 1,000 aj clones in the basement he forgot to feed to feed. They were ll fondling ther glaases so afgressivly that the erf began 2 harlem fukin shake!
TO BE CONCLUDED!