Pink Hair
By:
Lady-Kitsune-Kawaii
Disclaimer: Kit-ka does not own Kingdom Hearts, but she does own company stocks! (Yeah right I wish…)
Location: Living Room of the Unliving
"I'm telling you for the last time Demyx! This is not my natural hair color!!"
"Are you sure about that Marly? What is your natural hair color then?"
"Brown, a light brown…"
"…You don't seem like a natural brunet to me…I know! Maybe you bleached it!
An angry glare
"Or…maybe not? Okay, if you didn't bleach your hair, then what did happen?"
"Well, on my first day here, I was absolutely filthy, down right dirty…"
A blank vacant stare
"Demyx, are you listening? You're the one asking me why, and I'm telling you!
"Huh? Oh…sorry, er…continue?"
"Thank you, now as I was saying, the superior told me to take a shower, he directed me to the shower rooms (I was surprised it was actually clean...) In any event, I stepped into one of the stalls, and…are you listening?"
"Yes…"
"Good…so, I was taking my shower and I grabbed a bottle of what looked like Lavender shampoo and I used it…"
"That's when you discovered your hair turned pink right?"
"No, it was conditioner! So then I had to grab something that looked like shampoo with my eyes closed and…"
"That's when your hair turned pink!"
"No! That was when I discovered it was body wash"
"So when did your hair turn pink?"
"When I grabbed a L'Oreal bottle that didn't look like a L'Oreal bottle"
"Huh?"
"Never mind…
"Well that was anti-climatic"
Another blank stare, from Marluxia this time
"What? I can use big words when I want to…Pink hair?"
"I asked Axel if it was his hair dye that I used and"
"Axel's hair is natural; I pulled out a strand of his hair"
"You're kidding right?"
"Nope"
"Then, whose did I use?"
Location: The Room with No Name Whatsoever
"Number five, did you ever tell Number 11 that is was your hair dye that he used"
"…?"
"I thought not"
Authoresses' notes: This was not as funny as I wanted it to be…sigh…I couldn't stop thinking about the fact that squeenix changed Marluxia's hair from brown to pink, and when I thought that, this came up and it refused to not be written…I don't think I even wrote any of them in canon!!! Such is the horror upon my life. BTW, if you couldn't tell who the last two were, it was Zexion and Lexaeus. The only reason I used Lexaeus was because he's the only other one with red hair…I think he uses the dye to get rid of the grey hair…seriously, a guy with that many wrinkles….okay, he doesn't have that many wrinkles, still…
Et fin