A Crazed Star Trek: TNG Fan
AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! So that's it! I finally have you, Kirk! It took endless hours of replicated soda pop and the reckless slaughter of my mother's cat, but I finally watched all the episodes of TOS and counted every single crewmember who ever appeared, even once! And the grand total came to 2,347! BUT! And this is the crowning glory! YOUR CREW LOG ONLY INDICATES 2,346!
I figured it out, Kirk! I know your secret, your weakness! YOU'RE ACTUALLY A RED SHIRT! Cower in fear, fool, for I have you! Now all I have to do is buy dinner for one of the writers, and you're DEAD! DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PICARD FOREVER!
AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! So that's it! I finally have you, Kirk! It took endless hours of replicated soda pop and the reckless slaughter of my mother's cat, but I finally watched all the episodes of TOS and counted every single crewmember who ever appeared, even once! And the grand total came to 2,347! BUT! And this is the crowning glory! YOUR CREW LOG ONLY INDICATES 2,346!
I figured it out, Kirk! I know your secret, your weakness! YOU'RE ACTUALLY A RED SHIRT! Cower in fear, fool, for I have you! Now all I have to do is buy dinner for one of the writers, and you're DEAD! DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PICARD FOREVER!