A/N: Sorry if any there are any continuity errors, I haven't read Brink or Mia in a while. I am not Meg Cabot, although I do worship her, and therefore do not own the incredible Princess Diaries book series, which are absolutely nothing like the movies.
Lilly stomped into her history class, glaring at all of the world. How dare Mia betray her like that! And her brother! Just days after breaking up with Michael and Mia was already seeing somebody else! And not just a random guy, oh no no no, she was going out with Lilly's ex-boyfriend (who Lilly had been dumped by just days ago) JP, who had been merely using her this whole time to get to Mia. And Mia had fallen for it, like the idiotic baby-licker, brother-dumper that she was.
She sat in her seat, glaring at her book and making plans to create a website, . She underlined the URL in her notebook.
"Um Lilly," a voice asked nervously.
"What?" Lilly turned to glare at whoever was interrupting her plans to ruin her ex-best friend's life (and possibly eventual world domination, in which she would take particular pleasure in releasing a certain country known as Genovia from the tyrannical monarchical fists it was currently clenched in. Nevermind that they didn't pay taxes or that Mia's dad was well loved, Mia must pay.) to find Kenny, another of Mia's ex-boyfriends.
"Are you okay?" She realized he was staring at the underlined URL written on her page.
"Of course not! My supposed best friend dumped my brother and started going out with my ex-boyfriend, something I thought she would never ever do!"
"Dump Michael or go out with your ex-boyfriend?" Kenny asked, sounding a little scared.
"Either! Although I guess I should have realized that she wouldn't be able to be single for too long. Mia has serious abandonment issues, I mean, before she had a boyfriend, she was obsessed with getting one and then as soon as she broke up with you she got together with my brother and-"
"Calm down Lilly," commented Kenny, flushing a little at the reminder of his and Mia's break up.
"How can I calm down!" She shrieked. The teacher had finished talking to somebody in the hallway and came into the room.
"Look, I know how terrible it seems right now, but everything will get better. You're Lilly Moscovitz, you even literally have your own TV show. You're awesome and strong and incredibly Josie-ish. Everything will be fine and Mia will realize how unlucky she is to have lost a friend like you." He gave her a reassuring smile before turning around as the teacher called the class to order.
Josie-ish huh? Lilly thought to herself. She looked at Kenny out of the corner of her eye and realized how cute he had gotten over the past year.
Maybe things will get better…..
A/N: Please review! Pretty Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top? Also, I like Mia, I do, but I agree with Lilly that Mia was particularly neurotic in that book. And even though Lilly is a total jerk, I couldn't help but feel sorry for her. I tried to keep their characters as intact as possible.