Authoress's Note: I got this idea when I was listening to "Duel" by Bond. It's basically a small "quiet" duel between Sakura and Itachi. R&R.
Haruno Sakura left Konohagukare a few weeks ago. She was formally announced as a missing ninja. She didn't care thought. She was strong enough stand on her own. Maybe that's why the Akatsuki turned their heads to her direction. Now…well…she was running from Akatsuki members. Suddenly she was thrown off balance. A bomb was sent towards her. She quickly moved out of the way. She got into fighting stance. Seven people jumped out and surrounded her. "What the fucken hell do you bitches want?" she asked.
"We want you to join Akatsuki."
Time seem to pass fairly slowly. Finally she said "All you had to do was ask. You didn't have to attack me."
She got up to heal her skin.
"Fuck, un. You mean to tell me I wasted my clay, un."
She looked at the blonde hair girl like man. "Yeah."
Deidara fell down anime style.
"Haruno-san, let's go. Leader-sama expects us," said the oh so monotonous Uchiha.
"Whatever, Uchiha-sama."
The past part was spitted out like venom. Itachi inwardly raised his eyebrows.
So the journey to nowhere has begun.
They traveled past the Thunder country and Earth country, reaching Amegakure.
They entered a cave. Sakura had thought it would look like shit, but she enters an eloquent place. They reached leader.
"So, Haruno Sakura. You've decided to join us." Pein asked.
"No, that's why she's here," said Konan rolling her eyes.
Pein glared at her but it didn't disturb Konan. She got up and went to Sakura. "My name is Konan. Since we've got no more rooms. You can share with Itachi."
…
They were no noise for a moment. Then Deidara burst out laughing, "You're kidding right? Itachi wouldn't share his room even if he died."
"Hn."
"We'll take that as a yes," said Pein.
Itachi's eyebrow twitched showing his irritation. Pein wanted to avoid a blow up quickly said," GET OUT OF MY OFFICE."
They all left his office. Itachi and Sakura heading one way while the others left the other way. 'NO DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS UCHIHA BASTARD,' cried Inner Sakura.
Itachi looked at her and ordered, "Don't call me a bastard."
'WHAT THE FUCK? DID HER READ MY MIND?'
"Yes."
They entered the room and it was quiet for a while. Suddenly the other Akatsuki members heard shouting, crashing, and some cursing.
"DAMMIT UCHIHA, QUIT SAYING HN." They heard a girl screech. Then there so crashing.
"UCHIHA. QUIT IGNORING ME."
It was quiet again. Suddenly, then there was the sound of shattered glass.
"UCHIHA, YOU FUCKING BASTARD. YOU'RE SO RETARDED. I HATE YOU SO MUCH."
There was no noise. Not even one sound.
IN ITACHI AND SAKURA' ROOM:
Turns out Itachi had kissed Sakura to shut her mouth. When he stopped Sakura was still in a daze. After five minutes of peace and quiet, Sakura snapped out of it.
OTHER AKATSUKI MEMBERS:
They heard another screech. "FUCKEN UCHIHA. DON'T FUCKEN KISS ME LIKE THAT."
"Konan?" called Pein.
"Yes?"
"This was the worst idea you've had yet.'
"I know."