Singing Praises

by pphhiliaphobic

Oneshot- Dramione Drabble Draco is feeling poetic. Which leads to Hermione admitting something she would probably never admit to him, and Draco proposing to do some thing he would probably never do.

I was feeling like doing some Dramione Drabble, and this thought bunny wouldn't leave me alone, so here it is!

Singing Praises

"Frankly, I do not comprehend why you are such a prude. You have the legs of a model, such large, luscious breasts, as well as that head of tamed golden hair- that beautiful fair complexion of your face! Don't hide everything under your robes, show it to me!"

"..."

"I was feeling poetic XD"

"Do you mean all that you said?"

"Yeah…"

"Really?"

"Yea- UMPH!"

"I love you too!"

"I never said I loved you, I only said I liked your body… There is a

difference, Granger!"

"What…"

*Hermione starts crying*

"How could you…"

"What? I speak the truth!"

"You broke my heart…"

"Girls' hearts are easily broken. By the way, Granger, wanna shag?"

*WHACK!*

"OWWW! BLOODY HELL, Granger, my nose!"

Yup, that's it! Reviews, stunningly-pretty-please?

-Tanzie