"Hey, (Y/N)?"

"Yeah, Hiro?"

"Ima try to read your mind, okay?"

"Hiro, I really don't have time for th-"

"Please?" Hiro asks with puppydog eyes that you can't resist. "Fine."

"Okay, when is Christmas?"

"The 25th."

"What's between 1 and 3?"

"2"

"What are hamburgers made of?"

"I don't know, hamburgers?"

"What side do people drive in Europe?"

"How am I supposed to know? I don't know."

"Okay, think of a color and a tool."

"Okay, got it." You are thinking of a red wrench.

"Was your answer a red hammer?"

"No...why?" (You just got rejected. That doesn't even make sense! )

"No reason, I was just...yeah."

"Wait, you were tryin' read my mind. You failed! Ha, I finally got you, Hiro!"

Hiro.exe has stopped working. #awkward

Thanks for reading, bye. Au revoir!