Chapter one
Kirby and mario find marth dead in a hole and with zelda hugging a dead fish and the fish speaks germanese android phone memes and then zelda got killed by a walking tree named dora the explorer and ben 10 built a wall that summoned a five star young tiki who then played with marth's dead body and it was alive again so marth got mad at tiki for playing with his dead body and then sonic became better than mario when sonic got sonic mania and mario got a weird rabbids crossover game and yaoi sonic fan fiction made people think tails and sonic were a couple and then waluigi ate a walnut and built a wall and Logan Paul peed in a trash can so he can relieve me of that nightmare about the weird Richard monsters that haunt my life and kill bananas all across the world so I can feel bad about my self for killing the best fruit of them all and then sanic killed nipples the enchilada who killed sanic so aggmen and teils were left to save the world of murbus and marth used falchion on kirby so kirby also died.
Head count: alive-11 dead-3
Hi people my name is Puffleluffle and I do completely random semi-trashy fanfiction that is a complete conglomerate of words. the reason I keep my chapters short is because I only do this in my spare time and I am only publishing this because I am bored. Uploads will be random, so don't expect a schedule or any of that. Only rated T because I'm not too familiar with the guidelines of this site, so I'm just rating it T so I don't get banned or anything. Already got three other chapters complete, most of them are pretty short though.
Happy cringing-Puffleluffle