Autors note: Hello all you nice people out there!(Not really but who cares?) I wrote this while I had the biggest Sugar High of my life! And that's saying something. Anyways To explain something before the story starts got the idea for this while I was watching Friends, reading my Naruto manga, and listening to Ruby SoHo on my iPod. So yeah. Anyways this isn't gonna have any real plot to it, it's just gonna be a bunch of randomness. Chapters will get longer, eventually.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!!!

Chapter One

Regrets

"Ugh." A figure groaned loudly as it clutched its head.

"Ow. Damn. Shit. Fuck." It had the voice of a woman. She had long blonde hair and, even with the covers up to her chin, you could tell she had quite the bust. "Ow. Damn. Shit. Fuck." She recited these words several times before even attempting to get a grasp on her surroundings.

She glanced around the room and noticed she wasn't in her usual office. "Where in the hell am I?" She thought out loud. Then a thought hit her. "Ow. Vacation." Many thoughts raced in her head. 'Cross-country road trip. Vegas. Gambling. Jiraya. Bet. Vodka.' She was quite obviously hung over and closed her eyes to try and sleep some more. Suddenly her eyes shot open.

"Ugh." Groaned a figure behind her. She hadn't even registered there was anyone else in the room, let alone lying next to her with its arm wrapped around her waist! 'Huh. And I'm supposed to be Hokage? Man, if Jiraya saw me like this that old lech never let me live it down! Jiraya, I could have sworn something important happened involving Jiraya last night… You're probably just hallucinating again Tsunade.'

"My head…" The figure had a gruff male voice that Tsunade knew oh-to well.

"OH DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed as loud as her hangover would let her.

"Tsunade?" The figure sat up rubbing his eyes. He had spiky white hair and red marks running down his face. "What are you doing in my bed? Not that I'm complaining." Jiraya chuckled at the thought that had entered in his mind.

"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!" She yelled louder than last time.

"OW! Could you be any louder?" He clutched his hands to his ears.

"Oh god…" She just sat there, repeating these words for some time.

"Oi! What's wrong?" He asked her leaning down as she was still lying down.

"Jiraya do you remember anything at ALL about last night?" She asked him trying to inch away from him.

"No. Why?" He answered. "Do you?"

"No, well yes. But just two words." She had reached the edge of the bed and fallen over.

"Oi! Tsunade are you okay?" Jiraya asked his friend. He leaned his head over the side and immediately shot backwards with possibly the largest nosebleed he had ever had in his life. For lying on the ground staring up at him with wide eyes was, Tsunade yes, but it was what she was wearing that made him shoot back. Or, rather a lack of what she was wearing.

When Niagara Falls(nosebleed style) had finished, Tsunade looked over at Jiraya and saw that his attire was identical to hers. Meaning he was naked as well.

"I do." Tsunade stared at him a while repeating these words until her brain had managed to start working properly, and decided to grab some bed sheets to cover her nude form.

"You do what?" Jiraya asked after recovering from his little nosebleed.

"Not just me, you too." She threw a pillow at him. "And for the love of GOD will you please cover yourself up!"

"Okay…" He grabbed the pillow and shoved it in front of his most private area. "So what do 'we' do?"

"It's what we did!" She yelled at him.

"Tsunade, forgive an old fool, but what are you talking about?!" Jiraya shouted right back at her.

"Jiraya! You honestly don't remember anything?!" She looked at him shocked.

"No, so care to elaborate?" He shook his head.

"WE GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT YOU MORON!!!!" Tsunade yelled at the imbecile with a pillow in front of his genitals.

"WE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jiraya cried.

A/N: YEAH! So here's my third story. Hope you all like it and if you don't and want to make a not-so-nice comment about you can take the camment and shove it up your $$! For everyone else please R&R:p