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Now in Alabama. Almost there! Woo!
Sasuke
Klondike: Shut up, Uke!
Sakura: Screw you!
Klondike: Come on, you wanna piece of me bruja? I'll take you both out! *Klondike throws an Itachi plushie through the window. Sasuke proceeds to jump after it. Who is then followed by Sakura.*
Klondike: I consider that a victory.
Naruto: But what's gonna happen to them now?
Klondike: ^_^ Maybe a wild animal will get them.
Naruto: -_-*
Klondike: XD
Ino: Where's forehead-girl?
Klondike: En cama con Sasuke.
Ino: What?
Klondike: I said she's screwing Sasuke.
Ino: WHAT? *Ino's head turns rainbow colors and blows up.*
Klondike: Ha.
Naruto: O.o
Klondike: What's wrong with you?
Naruto: How many times are you going to do that today?
Klondike: *sharpening knife* Do what?
Naruto: Nothing.
Klondike: Exactly.
Kiba: Hey.
Klondike: Hey.
Naruto: Hi Kiba!
Kiba: Has anyone seen Sakura?
Naruto: Yeah. She went after Sasuke.
Kiba: Why?
Klondike: I tricked him into jumping out the window.
Kiba: But we're on the twentieth floor of the building.
Klondike: *cackling* I know.
Kiba: Excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get a priest and some holy water.
Naruto: Why?
Kiba: Because the evil needs to be purified.
Klondike: But I like being evil! You have no idea how much fun you can have with a ping pong ball.
Naruto: Really? Like what?
Kiba: Not a word or I will find a priest.
Klondike: You're modern technology shall never harm me for I am too powerful! *manic laughter follows*
Kiba: I take it back. She's not evil.
Naruto: She's not?
Kiba: Nope. Just insane.
Klondike: Ah, but that make me any less dangerous?
Kiba: Nope.
Naruto: Why is that?
Klondike: Because I'm a serial arsonist waiting to happen.
Kakashi: *walks in and looks at all three, especially at Klondike* Someone gave you coffee.
Klondike: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Kakashi: Then why is there a coffee cup next to you?
Klondike: So? That doesn't prove I've had any.
Kakashi: Because it's lying on its side.
Klondike: And?
Kakashi: It's also empty.
Klondike: *stares at Kakashi* …Well up yours burro.
Is it obvious that I got fairly bored? P.S. I did just have a cup of awesome coffee. God bless gas station coffee.