It was a normal day at UA. The teachers were having a meeting and everyone except Aizawa, Present Mic, and Vlad King was there to attend. "I see that the class trip to an isolated island is going well?" The principal asks. "Everything is going fine. We kept this whole thing an extra secret to even some of the other staff." Midnight answers seriously.

"Well, I got my doubts but these islands are not really known that much, am I correct? There's no way the League of Villains could possibly know about this place." Snipe says optimistically. The rest of the staff nodded their heads in agreement. Just then, Present Mic slammed the doors open and entered hurriedly like a fucking ape going apeshit.

"GUYS! GUYS! YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCKIN' BELIEVE THIS!" He screams which caused most of the staff to cover their ears. "Mic, calm down. What's the situation?" All Might asks worriedly.

"OK, SO, PRINCIPAL, YOU TOLD ME TO INVESTIGATE A POSSIBLE TRAITOR AMONG US, RIGHT?!" The principal nodded with interest. "THERE ARE NO FUCKING TRAITORS. I REPEAT, THERE ARE NO FUCKING TRAITORS!"

"Mic, what the dog-gone hell are you talkin' about? Just get to the point."

"LOOK AT THIS!" Mic presents a symbol that looks like a blue bird. "Twitter? How the hell does that correlate with there being no traitors?"

"JUST HERE ME OUT, HERE'S MINA ASHIDO'S TWITTER." He showed them the pink girl's twitter account and was shocked by what they red. It was a selfie with the dog filter that had the caption:

"Me and the guys are doin' some type of secret training camp in a super secret place but it's supposed to be a secret to keep the villains away so hush hush!"

"SEE THAT SHIT? LOOK AT ONE OF THE GUYS FOLLOWING HER ACCOUNT!" The teachers looked closely to see a profile pic of a mutilated hand with the name: HandyGamerKillsYou.

"What the fuck is this?" It surprised everyone that it was the principal that said it. "You mean to tell me that Tomura Shigaraki, a fucking psychopath, is following this 🅱️itch? Why would he follow her?"

"THAT, I DON'T KNOW BUT HERE'S THE THING, HE PROBABLY SENT THIS TO WHOEVER HACKER THEY GOT AND USED THIS SAME TWITTER ACCOUNT OF MINA ASHIDO TO TRACK THE TRAINING CAMP WHICH IS WHY THEY ONLY ATTACKED AT DAY 2!" The entire staff is currently facepalming at the notion that they were screwed over by this bitch's twitter account and dumbassery. "I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU, I THOUGHT IT'S GONNA BE KAMINARI BUT HE ONLY HAD A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT, WAIT, OH MY FUCKING GOD HE PROBABLY MADE A VLOG ABOUT THAT CAMP TOO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Just then a notification was heard throughout the room. Present Mic looked gravely at his phone screen. He opened it and his facial expression made the rest of the staff look at his phone.

"So we finally made it to this super secret island that we can explore and not many people know about it so keep a hush hush about this. #supersecret #keepoutvillains"

"We need to send reinforcements there right now." All Might suggested and everyone instantly nodded. Present Mic's phone rang again and he answered it quickly.

"Hey, Eraser! How are you?...Already? Like, right now? Alright then." He quickly disconnected. "They are attacking right now. The fucking moment that tweet was made, they started attacking right now. For fuck's sake." Everyone gave an exasperated sigh that day, clearly not believing that all of this happened because of a teenager being a teenager.

{- Totally not gonna be Continued...

Another crack, another crack post. If you're gonna ask how high i am, it's about as high as the Ozone Layer. If that even exists anymore. No seriously, we should stop greenhouse gases or whatever shit are putting holes in the Ozone Layer. We are literally Cobaining ourselves real slow. But yes, have another crackpost. PEACE!