Hey I have another new story here and this time I'm doing a Teen Titans and Danny Phantom crossover thing here. I hope you all like it. If you do like it then try reading my other stories and check out my profile about any new story ideas I'm thinking of. If you haven't seen the new episodes of DP yet then check out livevideo to watch them. My updates are coming in slower and slower I know. But I'm trying to come up with some sort of schedule, but I have three sisters for crying out loud! And there's only one computer, I may have to start working at the library whenever I can get a computer that's available.


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Chapter 1


"Please?"

"No"

"Pretty Please?"

"No!"

"Pretty, Pretty Please?"

"NO!"

"Pretty Please with a cherry on to-"

"I SAID NO!!!" Raven yelled out making Beast boy shirk in fear under her rage. Just the glare that the demon sorceress was enough to shut the green changeling up.

He had learned a long time ago when to stop bothering Raven...

Raven took a few meditation breaths to calm down before she addressed Beast Boy again, "I said no Beast Boy," she said dryly, "I do not want to be the referee for another one of your stupid made up games, alright,"

"But-"

"Give it up BB," both heroes turned to Cyborg who was busy playing a video against Robin, "There's no way your going to get her to play," he smirked, "When Rae doesn't want to play she doesn't want to play. BOOYA!" The half machine, half human shouted as his robot on the giant screen just finished blowing up another robot.

"No way!" cried Robin, "Rematch,"

"Fine, but get ready to get your but kicked a second time,"

Raven ignored the two boys as they tried to beat the other's robot in a virtual world that didn't exist, and in her opinion it was just another way for teenage boys to waste their life, by blowing stuff up. Shaking her head she picked up the book that she had been reading before Beast Boy had interrupted her, again. Beast Boy had retreated to the couch to play winner.

At least he was out of her way now...

Walking down the silent corridor that led to her room, Raven let out a surprised cry as a strong hand came out of no where pulling her into a room.

"Friend Raven!" chirped Starefire gleefully, "How are you!"

"Fine," Raven responded doing the best she could to hide her annoyance toward the other female Titan. Starfire was okay but at times she could be just as annoying as Beast Boy.

Like right now.

"Friend Raven I require your assistance," the tameranian princess said.

Raven sighed, "Sure, what is it,"

"Well you see I need the make the over for our friends,"

This was something that Raven could definitely help with.

"Sure Starfire," she said with an evil gleam in her eye.

"Wonderful! I must go and find them now!" Starfire flew off happily in search of their friends.

Raven was sure that the preppy alien was sure to force the boys to have to go shopping. It was something that Raven would be sure to bring a camera for. For when ever Starfire wanted to go shopping, you could b sure that she would be at it for at least five hours straight and that's if there isn't anywhere in the mall.

Smiling at what kind of torment the boys were going to have to face, the half-demon made her way back to her room. It was dark, just the way she liked it, with the curtains closed so that no light could enter. There were shelves full of books in varies of languages about magic, spells, ancient ruins, and potions.

There was an assortment of creepy things as well including a couple of shrunken heads, potions on different colors, and a few shiny, smooth stones. The room had the basic furniture, all shaped and painted to her liking, black. The only small light that was in the room came from candles on her night stand.

Settling in a comfortable position Raven began to read where she had left off before Beast Boy had interrupted her. It was a really good book and Raven hoped to finish it in a couple a days if crime was slow. She had barely even started reading before there was a knock on the door. Letting out an irritated breath, Raven got up to see who was knocking on her door.

She opened the door to see a terrified Beast Boy trembling before her. Before she could ask what had spooked him out so bad he darted into the sorceress's room to ride under her bed.

"She's coming! SHE'S COMING!" he repeated over and over again.

Sure Raven could care less but an inner voice told her that she could at least ask what was wrong with him and then ignore him. "Who's coming?" she asked without the slightest interest what so ever.

Just then her answer came right through her door dragging behind her two tied up heroes. Cyborg had a huge bump on his head and a dirty old sock stuffed into his mouth and judging from the stench Raven was sure that for the next three weeks Cyborg will be in the bathroom doing nothing but gargle with some very strong acid. Next to him tied up in a cocoon was Robin, his utility belt was gone along with his shoes. That confused Raven a bit, but then again it was Starfire they were dealing with.

Raven just couldn't help but smile at the torture that her team mates were going through.

"Friend Raven have you seen Beast Boy?" Starfire asked, "I am quite certain that I saw him enter your room,"

Hmmm should I betray Beast Boy? Raven thought to herself, then she remembered today's incident at breakfast, definitely betray Beast Boy. One glance over her shoulder and Raven saw the slight trembling figure that was Beast Boy underneath her bed shaking his head back and forth mouthing out a pathetic plea for help to nobody in particular.

In his desperate state of mind he had completely forgotten that he could have turned into a small animal and sneaked out unnoticed. The look he was giving the demon sorceress almost convinced her to reconsider, almost.

"I haven't seen him Star," Raven replied innocently. Beast Boy let out a sigh of relief while Starfire looked a bit disappointed.

"Oh,"

"But you're welcome to take a look if you want," smiled Raven evilly letting her friend go past her into her room. Beast Boy was sweating a river and had bitten his nails so much they were now red and sore.

His mind was racing so fast that for the first time nobody could have followed along.

'Oh no here she comes!'

Starfire started to lift up some of Raven's furniture with her super strength looking behind between and underneath for any sign of her terrified green friend.

'She's going to kill me!'

He could see Starfire's shoes from underneath the bed. The sound of an opening door which was probably Raven's closet then the shuffling as clothes were set aside to expose any thing on the floor or in the back.

'I'm going to die!'

Raven leaned against the wall smirking as Starfire got closer and closer to where Beast Boy was hiding. Ignoring the muffled sounds that came from the other Titans who were trying as hard as they could to free themselves of their restraints. Too bad for them that Starfire knew exactly how to tie up hostages so that they couldn't escape no matter what.

'She's almost here!'

Starfire was now only a few inches away from Beast Boy's face. The sight or her purple boot made the hair on his neck stand up.

'Please don't look under the bed, please don't let her look under the bed,'

"Beast Boy! At last I have found you!" chirped the alien happily as she dragged out a green changeling like a shirt from underneath a tight spot. "Come for I will give you and our friends Cyborg and Robin a make the over!"

All three males were now weeping as Starfire carried them down the hall and around the corner to where they kept the T-car in the garage. The whole time Raven was silently shaking in laughter at the misfortune of her friends and she had been sure that Starfire had a camera and knew how to use it so she could take pictures of each outfit, look, or design that the boys had to wear.

Knowing Starfire, they were sure to be gone for the rest of the day.

Finally some peace and quiet, Raven thought as she got her book and began to read again.

Chapter 3…


Crowds pushed past each other in what most considered there lucky day because the mall was having a huge surprise sale where anything was between twenty-five and fifty percent off. But for three teen heroes it was a nightmare come true.

Starfire had dragged all of them to the mall in the T-car to give them a make over. They had only been there for an hour and already their arms were loaded with shopping bags as Starfire went from one store to another so the boys could try on new things. Some of the outfits were okay for the record for the tameranian princess had a pretty good fashion sense, but that didn't mean she tended to get a little over excited.

They were all in 'Young and Hot' where Robin was in the middle of trying to convince Starfire that they had enough clothes.

He lost.

Cyborg was with the employee trying to get him into a jacket that was way too small for him. Beast Boy was bored out of his mind at looking over the colors they had. Either he chose one soon or Star would and that could take another thirty minutes than necessary.

"I'm telling you it's too small, wouldn't… it… be…better if you…gave me…a …bigger…size," suggested Cyborg as the tiny employee squeezed hard around his waste trying to button it up and each time cut off more and more of Cyborg's circulation.

"Nonsense!" she piped out with the stander million watt smile that all stores had to get you to buy something. "You don't need a larger size all you have to do is suck…it…in!"

With one final tug she got the buttons clipped together. "Whew, see that wasn't so bad," completely ignoring the fact that the Titan's face was turning blue from lack of ability to breath. "If you'll excuse me I have to go and check on another customer," before Cyborg could say anything she hurried away to where a group of girls were giggling.

"Dude, green is not your color," Beast Boy offered barely hiding his chuckles at his friend's misfortune. Cyborg just shot him the best glare he could but the fact that his face was now purple didn't make it as affective as he wanted. It just looked like he really wanted to go somewhere else.

Once Cyborg got the death trap off of him known as a 'size 8 jacket' he turned to the laughing Beast Boy, "Boy you better shut your mouth before I kick your butt!" he retorted. That got Beast Boy to shut up. Once he was come downed Cyborg said, "Man now I know why corsets were made illegal."

"I'll say, I thought I saw your metal bend under the pressure," agreed Beast Boy hoping to stay on Cyborg's good side for now. "So now what?"

"I don't know man," replied Cyborg glancing at the exit then back at Starfire and Robin, "But I am not sticking around, I can't take much more of this!"

Beast Boy didn't need to be told twice in a blink of an eye both two guys were out of the store and in the open mall. Ducking behind some plants to make sure Star hadn't noticed that two of her three captives were gone. She hadn't. The boys took that as a good sign and strolled down whistling looking another couple of guys who were just hanging out at the mall.

After they were a good thirty feet away they made a break for the food court. They weren't taking any chances that Starfire would be able to find them anytime soon. Panting they glance around the corner of their current hiding spot.

"Is she there?" Beast Boy whispered to scared to look.

A quick check, left, right, "Nope, all clear," said Cyborg happily.

"Yes! Hey you think Robin will be angry that we left him there all alone with Star?"

"Naw, Robin will be cool with it," Cyborg brushed the question away easily.

Beast Boy nodded back. "So what do you want to do?"

"I don't know," Cyborg's nose then caught the smell of cooked food at lunch hour and then heard the roar of his stomach. "On second thought I'm going to get something to eat." In a flash Cyborg was at one of the all you can eat buffets they had at the mall.

Beast Boy sighed. He wasn't hungry and there was no way he could go anywhere else since the mall was packed that day. Shoving his hands into his pockets he started to just wander around looking at random object. A bug, a shirt in a store's display, some gum on the floor, hmmm what's this, thought Beast Boy at he sight of a flyer with big bold print on the page that shot off the paper for some reason. Must be the glitter.

He began to read.

Looking to get your friend involved with new people?

'Yes'

Are they boring and always keeping to themselves?

'Yes'

Then sign them up for an internet friendship with someone completely random. Just sign them up online and in a matter of seconds they'll get a brand new buddy to chat with!

This was just too good to be true. Beast Boy couldn't believe the chance that had just been given to him as if sent by heaven itself. This was the perfect way to prank Raven all he had to do was make sure that Raven though that someone else did it. He kept reading.

Just go to a search engine and type in online friends. And give a little information about them and you're done!

Beast Boy gave out a shout of glee that made several people stare at the green changeling. Clutching the paper he ran to the nearest computer café and typed in the website. In an instant the page came up on the screen.

'Ok name, Raven.'

'Appearance, really pale, always where's dark colors, loner,'

'Age, 15,'

'Favorite animal, shadow dragons,'

'Favorite hobby, reading,'

'Interest, magic'

Beast Boy clicked the done button and waited, the paper said that it took a few minutes sometimes to get another person connected. Beast Boy didn't have time to find out who had been the one chosen to be 'friends' with Raven before a rough hand pulled him aside hulling him out of the café by his collar in hurry. Beast Boy let out a yelp and looked up to see Cyborg running as fast as he could, weaving through the crowd to the store they had escaped from.

"Dude! What are you doing?"

"Saving your butt! I just got a call from Robin and he just told me that Starfire is looking for us!"

"Then what we waiting for lets go!" Beast Boy jumped ahead of Cyborg dragging him behind now as the green teen sprinted as fast as his skinny little legs could carry him.

They managed to slip back in without anybody noticing just in time too for a second longer and Starfire would have caught them sneaking back in. Panting they slid down onto one of the red, fake leather seats to catch their breaths. Robin was heading to where Cyborg and Beast Boy were sitting.

"Where were you guys," the Titan leader hissed angrily, so to speak, he didn't like being left stranded in a store with Starfire trying to get him to try on this and that. "You could have at least told me!"

"Sorry man we just… didn't think you would mind is all," Cyborg shrugged, "I brought you back some food through." He offered a white plastic bag as a sign of peace.

Robin peered inside, "It's half eaten," he said flatly.

"Hey I got hungry looking for BB over here," Cyborg defended pointing at the empty seat next to him. "Aw man, where'd he go now?"

The store was jammed with people but Beast Boy stuck out like a sore green thumb, it was always easy to find him even in animal mode because all someone had to do was look for a green animal. Robin spotted him by one of the computers on the side of the wall that allowed customers to purchase things online that haven't come in yet. "There." He pointed. Beast Boy was busy typing away unaware that Robin and Cyborg were right behind him.

"What are you doing Beast Boy?" Robin questioned his teammate.

Startled Beast Boy wheeled around quickly to cover up the screen, "Oh uh nothing!"

"Doesn't look like nothing," Cyborg raised his eyebrow suspiciously. "What are you up to BB?" he repeated, "Come on let us see." Cyborg lifted the changeling with ease so that he and Robin could see what their friend was up to. He ignored his friend's protests.

"No wait you guys!" Beast Boy pleaded, "It's not what you think!"

"Online Robin read out loud, "'this website will allow you to sign up a friend or yourself and meet new people completely through the internet. You'll get to make new friends completely chosen by random and chat with them without ever seeing their faces. This program forbids any photographs for every May 1st there will be a convention where you or your friend will get to meet who've you've been chatting with all this time. You will be surprised on how much you have in common with a complete stranger.' Uh Beast Boy why are you on this website anyway?"

"Yeah man, are you feeling lonely or something?" Cyborg's tone was heavy with concern for his little morphing friend. "I mean if you want to make new friends then-"

"No no no, it's not for me it's for Raven," explained Beat Boy. It took a moment before Robin and Cyborg had caught on to what Beast Boy had just said and when they did they responded in one word that said it all…

"WHAT!!!!"

"Are you insane?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Raven's going to kill you!"

"And that's only if she is being nice!"

"Why did you do it?"

"How could you do it, do you know what's going to happen when Raven finds out about this?"

"Do you?"

"Man are you asking for an early funeral?"

"What hit you in the head so hard to make you think this was a good idea?"

"Guys, guys relax ok I have it all figured out," Beast Boy reassured his friends, "You see I thought this would have been a great way to get Raven exposed to someone new that she won't have time to think about me." Seeing that his friends were now listening to his plan he continued. "I figure if we can get Starfire to break the news for her then that way Raven won't be mad at any of us for sure. It's full proof."

"There's just one thing," Cyborg said sweetly, "How the heck are we going to get Starfire to tell her?!"

"Leave that to me…"


Five hours later the boys flopped onto the couch so exhausted that neither of them had the energy to go and get some ice for their legs and feet. Starfire, however, couldn't have been happier at the progress they had shown. And by progress she meant the number of stores they got to visit before the mall closed for the night, as illustrated by the mountain of shopping bags she carried into the living room.

Just then Raven entered the room with the book she had just now finished under her arm. Her face was home to a small grin of amusement at the sight that befell on her eyes when she entered. "So how'd it go?" she asked already knowing the answer from the moan that served as a reply from all three of them.

"It was wonderful!" shouted Starfire throwing her arms in the air as she flew around the room before landing next to Raven who was in the kitchen getting a soda and some ice for her fallen comrades. "Friend Raven I do wish you could have been with us this day at the glorious mall!" Raven smiled at her friend's happiness.

"Thanks but no thanks Star,"

The door bell rang a second later and since Raven didn't want to get it and the other Titans were too sore to even move their fingers, Starfire went to get it. She opened the door to find a teenage boy in some sort of costume of a cheetah with a hat on top that read 'Ready to Go!'

"Hello, can I assist you in any way?"

"Yeah I have a message here for a Raven," he sniffed uninterested. Starfire's face suddenly lit up like the sun.

"Oh yes of course I shall retrieve her right away!" a second later Starfire returned with her fellow Titan in tow right behind her. "Here she is!"

"Ah Star, what's going-"

"Congratulation Raven you are now part of an online friendship," interrupted the messenger eager to get this last delivery done so he could go home at last. Not noticing the look of pure shock on Raven's face he continued, "You'll get to meet someone new without ever meeting them in person, no photos are required all that this program asks is that you give another a chance to be your friend. Good luck with that…" with a sniff he turned around, got on his bike and peddled away.

"Surprise!" Starfire shouted, "It was a token of my friendship to you."

Raven was beyond mad but this was Starfire, no matter how naïve she may be she always meant well and only wanted to show Raven she cared. Still Raven couldn't help but think…

'Couldn't she have just given me a card?'


Tada! So what do you think? Next chapter will be all about Danny and how he gets sucked into this program by his two best friends and sister. Please send in your reviews and I'll update my other stories. Again check out my profile for other story ideas I'm working on. Until next time!